#aster hooper

[caramelflame]

If the Hoopers had a group chat:

Virgo: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Elliot: We got spring water

Virgo: NO.

Vesper: With EXTRA minerals.

Aster: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Virgo: DON’T COME HOME.

Elliot: Mmmmm cave water

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Aster: Mum, I’m sad.

Virgo: *holds out her arms for a hug* It’s gonna be okay.

Vesper: Dad, I’m sad.

Elliot, nodding: mood.

[caramelflame]

Aster: Can we normalize wearing sunglasses indoors?

Hermes: I mean I’d be happy to, but why?

Aster: So I never have to make eye contact again.

Hermes:

[caramelflame]

Vesper: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Aster.

Aster: I hate myself.

Vesper: Alright, square up.

[caramelflame]

Aster: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Vesper : All good bro, any time.

Aster: I hate you.

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Aster: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Vesper : All good bro, any time.

Aster: F*ck you.

[caramelflame]

Vesper: I have issues.

Aster: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Vesper: With you.