Dec 11, 2025
real talk… the cabbage guy had stronger main character energy than half the fire nation
Okay but LISTEN 😭 Every time this man popped up, he was just trying to vibe… sell some veggies… mind his business… and the universe said “actually no ❤️” and obliterated his entire inventory.
And what did he do?? Cry for like 0.2 seconds and then KEEP. GOING.
Meanwhile the fire nation nobles were out here having full mental breakdowns because someone looked at them sideways.
Cabbage Guy surviving weekly emotional + financial damage like it’s nothing??? That’s the level of unbothered resilience I need in my life fr.
Protect him at all costs. My emotional support cabbage merchant.