Oct 8, 2017
they are a pair of promising fellow setters. sparks are flying between the two of them even when it doesn’t concern set-ups ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seen from South Korea
seen from Iraq
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from T1
seen from Iraq
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seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from Iraq
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
they are a pair of promising fellow setters. sparks are flying between the two of them even when it doesn’t concern set-ups ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if you still wanna do it, miyakage (atsutobi) for the ultimate ship meme please 😁
omggg i don’t know how much of a grasp i have on this just yet (more miya content pls) but i’ll try ;u;
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! — MiyaKage (AtsuTobi)
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - as much as i would love to see angsty atsutobi break up, i’ll have to pass on this one again
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - huh, i feel like there’d be a lot of preliminaries to get through—mostly because miya’s a tease and everything romantic pretty much flies over kageyama’s head
How was their first kiss? - smooth. atsumu knows what he’s doing faaar too well. kageyama breaks down on the inside lmao
Wedding:
Who proposed? - for now, i’m thinking it’s miya. and then i’m thinking…flustered kageyama yehaa
Who is the best man/men? - *slams fist on table* OSAMU.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - well there’s yachi. again lmao IDK hq needs gIRLS
Who did the most planning? - i think miya would ask about what kageyama wants a lot. like, they’re looking at the options for this and that and he’s like “tobio, which do you want?” for everything and he just smiles at kageyama earnestly scrutinizing all of the options and trying to pick one do you ever cry
Who stressed the most? - they actually…both seem pretty chill to me. if i had to compare though, kageyama would probably fret a tad more. atsumu’s too confident and excited to get anxious
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big – no listen okay i chose two because on the one hand, atsumu seems flashy bUT CAN YOU IMAGINE JUST A SIMPLE WEDDING BECAUSE THEY DON’T NEED NO BLING JUST EACH OTHER hmmmmm
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - nobody, but the real question is: who kept saying he wouldn’t attend but attended anyway, sat at the back, and cried? that would be oikawa.
Sex:
Who is on top? - i still believe in the power of variability.
Who is the one to instigate things? - i also still believe that they become equally likely to instigate once they get used to each other.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - i don’t knowwww the smut fics i have read don’t have timers lmfao
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yeha boi atsumu’s not gonna let tobio down no sir
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - no
How many children will they adopt? - hmm, for now i can see them adopting one and treating him/her like an absolute princess
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - i still don’t know what this means. everytime i see it i just see kageyama holding a bunch of diapers with the velcro taped to his skin and clothes. miya laughs.
Who is the stricter parent? - kageyama’s a stern strict. miya’s a happy strict (enforcing rules with a smile) but still somehow ends up stricter
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - kageyama “thE CHILD IS SO FRAGILE” tobio. miya’s alright w them exploring a bit but he’s on guard, just in case.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - kageyama values the child’s nutrition and gives the child lots of milk
Who is the more loved parent? - ,no,,,,
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - nearly all the other halves kageyama ships are talented players and i just cry “NATIONAL TEAM” every time, so both!
Who cried the most at graduation? - kageyama’s snifflin’ all the while. miya holds the tissues and is coherent enough to snap photos.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - imagine miya smooth-talking the police. he’d be capable.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - they both do, but kageyama does more often, i think.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - miya, probably. tbh i don’t see kageyama as a very picky guy. if it’s not explicitly gross he’ll eat it
Who does the grocery shopping? - they can both do this. take turns? do it together? hell yeah
How often do they bake desserts? - bAKING ATSUMU HOOO occasionally, perhaps, when they feel like some cupcakes are in order
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - a good mix of both!
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - atsumuuuu. kageyama does as well, but it’d hardly be a surprise bc atsumu knows him too well
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - still atsumu. he wants to show kageyama the world shining shimmering splendi
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - atsumu is cool until proven loser so this would be kageyama. he cooks more often too so by laws of statistics,
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - they can both do this
Who is really against chores? - everyone gets lazy at some point. they have their moments
Who cleans up after the pets? - chores are meant to be shared
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - kageyama accidentally makes a mess tryna do something special for atsumu and doesn’t wanna get caught so he hides the evidence. badly.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - nah the abode is perfect, no stress here
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - atsumu. he buys dinner with it lol
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - they’re both pretty brief, maybe
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - FAMILY DOG WALKING.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every year is a christmas lights competition with the neighbours auuu we’ll show these losers who’s boss
What are their goals for the relationship? - hoo boi. contentment, perhaps. and bringing out the best in each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - i feel like all these hq guys have their lives together, so nah
Who plays the most pranks? - mischievous miya
haven’t 100% eased into the ship yet but doing this gave me…material 👀 thank you!!
if you see this, post an excerpt from one of your WIPs
This is an excerpt from an unfinished MiyaKage (AtsuTobi) one-shot in which Tsukishima is the world’s best worst wingman ;)
[...] While letting his gaze wander, he recognised a few more familiar faces among the other teams, and after a while, he also spotted Miya again. He was talking to some of his teammates, and they seemed to be pretty relaxed. Kageyama tried to calm down as well - he really needed to get his head in the game after all - but maybe it wasn't all that bad that the thing he was the most nervous about wasn't nationals, but another guy. It was ridiculous, though.
"Maybe you should stop staring at him like that."
Kageyama was startled by the sudden remark and turned around just to see Tsukishima standing next to him, casually leaning against the wall as well. He was grinning and definitely enjoying himself way too much for Kageyama's liking.
"Huh?!" Kageyama replied grumpily and tried to play it cool but felt how his cheeks were already heating up again.
"It's really interesting, you know," Tsukishima continued, completely disregarding Kageyama's reaction as if he had prepared what he was going to say beforehand, "I never thought that the king would be interested in humanly things just like us commoners, but now that I've seen that little smile earlier.."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Kageyama snapped at him, not quite sure what the other was aiming at with this, but he needed this to stop right now immediately.
He hated the way Tsukishima's voice sounded when he was mocking him more than the actual mocking, and he really wanted do something to wipe this goddamn smirk off his face.
"Why don't you just go over and talk to him?" Tsukishima then asked, and it actually seemed to be a genuine question.
"Because.. what should I even say?" Kageyama responded with what was on his mind and regretted it once he had realised that it had been a trick to get him to talk.
"Ah, so you're admitting that you've been staring at him after all," Tsukishima said with a smug grin. [...]