Feb 23, 2014
Me: It's a good day when your noodle tries to strangle the fork.
Friend #1: I just thought of attack on noodles
Friend #2: pftt
Me: Wouldn't it be Attack on Forks?
Me: Cause the noodle was strangling the fork?
Friend #1: as gin loooms over the bowl that is their home
Friend #1: the noodles scream for mercy
Friend #2: Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Pasta
Friend #1: yet one brave hero tries to murder the fork