#pregnancy

[tired-fandom-ndn]

as a distraction and also b/c the idea was circling my mind earlier, but have you ever considered babytraping royed?

I think about babytrapping with literally every single ship ever, anon. But royed babytrapping is good.

(This is written with Ed being the one able to get pregnant and Roy doing the trapping because that's my preference, sorry if you wanted something else, anon!)

I think the idea would've first formed nearing the end of the main story, when Bradley's fall is in sight and there's hope for some kind of future on the horizon. It's not a strong hope, but it's all they have. Roy and Ed are together at this point, have been for a while (maybe longer than they should've been), and the closer they get to the end, the more Roy feels like their relationship is on a time limit. The only reason Ed is with him is because of the military, the revolution, his work to restore Al's body. When Alphonse is restored, shen Bradley is gone, when Ed has his pick of jobs and life paths, what would keep him with Roy? Ed could go back to Resembool with Winry, accept Ling's offer to go to Xing and become one of his concubines, or any number of things that would take him farther and farther away from Roy.

The baby trapping is a natural progression of this, though obviously Roy waits until things are settled down.

This. . . isn't as hard as it should be tbh. I was thinking about birth control tampering and all that, but FMA is mainly based off of the 30s and 40s and birth control pills wouldn't become a thing for a while longer. Ed is very educated though and on top of his own research and studying biology, he's also received The Talk from multiple people (first from Izumi and Sig, then Pinako, then a weird mish mash of attempts from random military officers). He knows how babies are made, he knows what contraceptives are, so he's sure to make Roy wear condoms.

Usually.

Most of the time.

Letting Roy hit it raw once in a while isn't gonna do any harm, right? Especially since he's usually pretty good about pulling out. It's fine.

(Maybe some of his information and knowledge about sex is coming from Roy. Maybe some of it is coming from Madame Christmas and her employees, who all love Roy and would very much like to see him happy and settled down.)

Either way, when things are settled down a bit and Ed is too focused on Al's recovery to give in to his own wanderlust, you KNOW Roy is poking holes in all their condoms, talking to his contacts about ways to increase fertility, even just taking the condom off in the middle of sex. Ed doesn't notice as long as Roy eats him out afterwards and the fact that he's staying at Roy's while Al is in the hospital means that Roy has a lot of opportunities to try knocking him up.

By the time Al is released from rehab and can move in with them to continue his recovery, Ed is a few months pregnant and engaged with no fucking idea how either of those things happened while Roy is just pleased as fucking punch and already planning for their next baby. It'll be harder, with Ed being more vigilant about protection and still wanting to travel, but Roy is up to the task :)

[collabwithmyself]

Beaming a Run Rabbit Aoi MV into all your brains bc I am too depressed to do it myself

[mxjackparker]

I couldn't find many direct comparisons of trans guys bodies before, during and after pregnancy like this when I was trying, so here.

First picture is 3 years on T. Second picture is at 41 weeks pregnant. Third picture is at 8.5 months post-partum, 7.5 months back on T.

Things I'm now doing post-partum after initial recovery:

-Losing fat and building muscle to speed up fat redistribution to look more masc (on a glp-1 to be transparent).

- Using minoxidil to help with facial hair.

- Higher dose to T to stay upper end of male range.

- Voice training to stay in the deeper version of my voice.

I feel like my face has masculinized again very well already but pregnancy took a big toll on my body and I already wasn't happy with my fitness and body composition before. The width of my hips is the main thing I think is very obvious in the images here and I hate it, just being totally honest.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Stephen Miller Makes Shockingly Racist Comments About Foreign Pregnant Women

Miller has been the architect of much of Trump's immigration agenda during both stints in the White House.

Anthony Orrico at HuffPost:

In the wake of Tuesday’s Supreme Court decision on birthright citizenship, deputy White House chief of staff Stephen Miller rolled out MAGA’s newest talking point on the issue of children born to undocumented immigrants. Speaking with Fox News host Jesse Watters, Miller maligned the high court’s decision while suggesting that the United States will have to reform immigration policies to combat what he pejoratively called “birth tourism.” “But if you have birthright citizenship, it means if a person comes here nine months pregnant to go look around at some things, in a couple of weeks, that is the mother of a lifetime American citizen and a direct line into American cash and welfare for the rest of that child’s life,” Miller said.

Watters asked if Miller was considering banning foreign pregnant women from entering the U.S., even temporarily. “Well, what I’m saying, Jesse, is that you have to now think very carefully about who you let into your country, even on a temporary basis, because the possibility, as you said, for birth tourism, right, they do that. People come here just to have babies on American soil, and that baby gets to be a citizen for life,” Miller said. Miller added that he believes that babies born in the U.S. to undocumented immigrants would be able to send welfare checks back home to “support a whole family in the third world.” “So, yes, you can’t have the kinds of immigration programs other countries have when you can just have a baby here, and now that child is an American citizen. So, there’s a lot of things we’re gonna have to take a hard look at, Jesse,” Miller said.

Racist dingbat Stephen Miller floated the irresponsibly xenophobic idea to ban the entry of pregnant women from entering the USA, all to stem “birth tourism” in response to Trump v. Barbara.

From the 06.30.2026 edition of FNC's Jesse Watters Primetime:

[miranova23]

Yesterday I was watching a TV broadcast from 2003 of The Golden Girls: Their Best Moments, & a Verizon commercial came on...

Me: "OH!" *crying real tears suddenly*

Hunny: "What- wha-... Why are you crying?!"

Me: "An old Verizon commercial came on, with the 'Can you hear me now?'"

Hunny: O_o It's true. Pregnant women will cry over ANYTHING. How the fuck do I comfort her through this craziness???

Me: "But at the end, it was an ultrasound!"

Hunny: "OH!" 🥺🥹 *also tearing up* "Okay, cuz for a second there, I thought you were crying over pure nostalgia!"

[transformers-spike]

I’m still dying over that ask where the Maximals tell Dinobot to stop going on so many hunts for the reader.

Rattrap would 100% be the little shit who ask if Dinobot’s just fattening up the human so he can eat them later. Dinobot would immediately beat the ever-loving shit out of him for even suggesting it

LMAOOOOO YES DINOBOT - KICK HIS TAIL

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Homeland Security schemes to stop pregnant immigrants from entering US

In an appearance on Fox News, Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin discussed whether immigrant women should be subject to some sort

Oliver Willis at Daily Kos:

In an appearance on Fox News, Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin discussed whether immigrant women should be subject to some sort of pregnancy screening. The topic came up as Mullin and “Fox & Friends” co-host Brian Kilmeade discussed ways to follow up the Supreme Court decision reaffirming the right to birthright citizenship, which an executive order from President Donald Trump had hoped to overturn.

Kilmeade indicated the department could suggest to women “maybe you’re eight and half months pregnant, maybe you shouldn’t get on that plane.” Mullin responded that restricting such travel may be necessary because it could “cause a health issue” and that travel in the final months of a pregnancy is “an issue we can take a look at.” Neither Mullin nor the Fox panel explained how pregnancy would be determined. Would women have to be subjected to a pregnancy test before boarding a plane? Or would other, more invasive techniques be used? In a 6-3 vote the Supreme Court reaffirmed that the right to birthright citizenship, which has been a part of American law for over 150 years, would remain in place. The principle states that people born in the United States are automatically citizens, no matter the nationality or status of their parents. The law was created to affirm the citizenship of formerly enslaved people, who were considered property until slavery was abolished.

Conservatives have insisted that their opposition to birthright citizenship is about “birth tourism,” citing births occurring on U.S. soil to immigrants from countries like China and Russia. But the right has consistently overstated the scope and impact of this practice, and it has been used to push a racist anti-immigrant agenda.

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin is a right wanker for even giving a blessing to the idea of banning pregnant immigrants to the USA in the name of cracking down on “birth tourism”.

From the 07.01.2026 edition of FNC's Fox and Friends: