#atticthoughts

[hazelcongestion]

*aliens in the attic

Been thinking about Zirkonian society and I think Zirkon might have multiple distinct cultures and dialects! Here’s the evidence I’ve collected

- Sparks is the only one who says “last engineer” instead of “engineer previous” so I guess he just comes from a different part of Zirkon

- Tazer says “buenas noches”. We know the aliens aren’t canonically speaking english so what does it mean when they speak spanish? another Zirkon language?

- in the prequel comic, Sparks mentions he has to use the “little Zirkonians room” which implies there’s another race they share facilities with who are at least intelligent enough to use toilets. These guys might have a different language or something

[hazelcongestion]

*aliens in the attic

in the prequel comic it mentions Sparks is the inventor of the “goobleonic ear dewaxer” (okay so the aliens get wax in their ears alright) BUT

WHO ARE THE GOOBLEONS??

Sparks referring to the toilets as specifically the little Zirkonians room implying there’s other species who use other toilets could suggest the goobleons as the other species?

but if they’re also from Zirkon wouldn’t they count as Zirkonians like the others?

I personally like the idea that Sparks is a Goobleon like a subspecies or different race of Zirkonian (this would explain his different number of arms, different fingers, and different dialect) and he invited the ear dewaxer for his own people

[hazelcongestion]

* aliens in the attic

been watching aliens in the attic at the same time as other films by just combining them in adobe premiere and I’ve come to the conclusion that aliens in the attic’s pacing is INSANE

back to the future had barely started and attic’s plot was already deeply into the action

the camera angles also change so immensely often compared to all the films I watched it at the same time as

these are my atticthoughts of the day