#avariciousheir

[alchemic-elric]

@avariciousheir​ || It’s 1 am and there’s a dumbass outside... 

“ hiiiiiya ! yoohoo, yoohoo, eeeeeedddd . . . ! ” spoke an intruder, comically waving his arms about frantically outside a kitchen window with his faced pressed a mere centimeter away from the glass. “ y’know . . . it’s really cold out here! and . . . I’m craving muffins ! you wouldn’t deny a poor foreigner at your window, wouldjya’ ? ”

The sound of something echoing from outside the kitchen window has the alchemist shouting at the top of his lungs as the spatula in his hand goes flying when he jumps at the sight of arms waving in the air. 

“HOLY FUCK!” 

It takes several moments for golden eyes to focus in the darkness to see a dark trench coat out in the darkness and it takes him several more to realize it’s Ling. The alchemist in question is rushing over to the back door to open it and yell at his friend in a hushed tone. 

“You idiot!!! What is wrong with’chu?! Git yet ass in the house ‘fore you wake the whole neighborhood up! You fuckin’ moron!” 

He’s practically rushing out the door to drag his friend inside and he’s looking around the backyard like he’s done something wrong before he closes the door. It didn’t look like any lights came on around them, so hopefully that means this fucking idiot didn’t wake anyone in the area up. 

“D’ju ev’n know what fuckin’ time it is, idiot?! What if you woke the neighbors up?! How’d ju ev’n find m’?! I swear if ju wake Papa I’m gunna kick yer ass!”  He’s growling in a hushed tone as he pushes the other boy after dragging him in the house, so he’s setting down at the kitchen table. 

The elder Elric’s entire face shifts after he stops yelling and he’s picking the spatula he dropped up off the floor only to wash it off and return it to the counter next to the bowl he was mixing. Gold eyes narrow on him for a moment again and his face then once again relaxes. 

“So I ain’t makin’ yer ass muffins, but I was workin’ in a coffee cake, so dat good with you? I think I got some leftov’rs from dinner in the fridge if yer starvin’ though.”  

[kazeofthemagun]

@avariciousheir (Greed) asked the summoner:

“ can ya’ wear somethin’ different ? I’m the only one who gets to wear black, clearly. get changin’, wind-boy. ”

"No."

[stonedeafdogarch]

@avariciousheir​ ( for Greed ouo ) 

    Emil always seemed to be doing the complete opposite of whatever someone told him. Don’t get himself involved in stuff that didn’t involve him ;; that was the biggest thing , and ultimately the very thing that would usually hold himself to getting hurt all the time. The healing part was halfway over. The stress from getting his automail fitted once more ( a procedure he was all too used to. ) it always took a toll on his body. And he’s thankful that the nearest bar wasn’t too packed as he strolls in with Ducky at his side. She’s easy enough to walk with , even if every step makes his legs feel like they were going to buckle still -- he never let his body heal the way it was supposed to. But he really needed something that wasn’t the hotel liquor. 

He sits himself down , and asks for literally the strongest thing that they have , scribbling down his request on a piece of paper before he tucks the notepad back into his jacket. It’s right now he allows himself to breathe for a second , until -- 

      he sees someone entirely way too close to him and his dog. And the look that he shoots the other is not very friendly. 

[herd-of-muses]

@avariciousheir

Horse hooves rhythmically tapped the stone path of the busy city, people buzzed around him left and right; he could hear some yelling even if the meaning of the words was a whole mystery. Ah, how nice, the frantic lifestyle of big cities. He could say he´d missed it, after all his time in the desert with only a small handful of people to talk with.

He´d crossed the desert since it seemed easier to do than to try and work the legalities of crossing from Amestris to Aerugo to take a boat, but he kind of regret it now. The constant aching pain of his leg (That had been torture all through his voyage in the middle of the desert) reminded him that maybe next time he should make use of all the connections he´d made as a state alchemist and bother Mustang or Armstrong for a favour. Doing things legally may have also warned him of the fact that the ex-Emperor kicked the bucket a while ago and that the Greedy dumbass took charge as soon as that happened.

So now he was mostly by himself, the only companion that was left with him would only be with him for a few blocks more at best, since more and more people seemed to be shouting their way recognizing the other man. With that, Edward would be out of a valuable translator and companion.

And as if he'd predicted it, the other guy moved in front of him and stopped; saying his goodbyes and giving Ed a few last advices on where to find the emperors palace before taking a turn from the main street and disappearing.

Edward let out a sigh as he saw his friend being covered by strangers as he walked down the street. So he commanded his horse to keep walking, his mind wandering off. Would he be able to tell the guards he knew Ling with his broken Xingnese? Would they even believe them? What would he even say?! he could barely present himself in Xingnese. If everything else was going to hell, he could try to sneak up to the castle? Him dying in a foreign land could bring trouble for Amestris, that's for sure...

The other option was yelling like a madman in Amestrian until someone who understood him came, probably Lan Fan...

But as soon as he reached the golden gates that separated the palace (as his friend had said, it was quite hard to miss, the thing put in shame the architecture they had back in Amestris by a LOT.) from the city, his plan of sneaking in seemed to be out of the window.

"Oh fuck..."

[shatteredxglass]

{{@avariciousheir moving to a new post cause I can't trim bay bee}}

"I forgot your IQ is smaller than the thing that dangles between your legs." Elias replies flatly, hand reaching into his pocket for just a moment.

"...Are you sure you get women?"

[angcrmanagcmcnt-arc]

@avariciousheir​​ replied:

greedling vc yes absolutely . done already . ur welcome

Happy gremlin noises. Hehehe.

[envioussin]

avariciousheir asked:

# for ling and greed but ! I understand that greed will likely be easier <3

Cell Phone Prompt -- Accepting

Greed:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Traitor   ;   After Greed rebelled, Father’s treatment towards Envy only grew worse, and because of this Envy blames Greed for “ruining their family” and “making father despise them”

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone?

Greed doesn’t get one. Envy’s that petty about it.

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone?

Cut audio of Adam Driver as Kylo Ren screaming “TRAITOR!!!!”

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[ text me again and i’m blocking you ]

[ you ruined my fuckign life don’t you dare try to crawl back into it ]

[ 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ]

Ling:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

🗑️  ; poor Ling just gets the garbage can emoji. Envy thinks he’s nothing more than a freeloader, but does appreciate his seemingly endless appetite, as they can always test new dishes with him.

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

a picture of Ling’s face, but with a mustache and monocle poorly drawn on with sharpie

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

“Sushi” by Merk & Kremont

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[ hey how was that soup i made the other night? ]

[ i think i added too much garlic or something ]

[ how the hell i fucked up a simple potato soup is beyond me ]

[ also, if you see greed, kick him in the nuts for me ❤️ ]

[scentedbygunpowder]

Up in the fresh air — for ling.!

Send “Up in the fresh air” for my muse to find yours sitting up on the roof. @avariciousheir

It wasn't unknown that Riza liked high places. Her team knew it. Her friends knew it. A few higher ups knew it. It just wasn't really talked about. Most of those that knew assumed it had something to do with her being a sniper. Truth be told, being up high was something that always felt secure and safe to her. She often liked to come up to the highest point she could when something was getting to her.

Of course, she seldom did it at command unless it was early in the morning or late at night. It wasn't something that she really wanted to bring attention to, even if most people wouldn't have noticed her. it wasn't something that she had ever really caught anyone else doing, either, so when she spotted Ling on the rooftop of Central Command she was, understandably, surprised.

Still, it didn't stop her from going out further on the roof and heading towards him. "Ling?" she called out as she picked her way across the roof. "What are you doing up here? This probably isn't the best place to go sightseeing."