mulciber regulus severus all of themmm
1. Marry / Adopt / Move in with: Marry Reg, Adopt Severus, Move in with Mulciber
2. Kiss / Kick / Kill: Kiss Reg agaaaaain notsorry, Kick Mulciber, Kill Severus but only if he doesn’t let go of that damned mudblood.
3. Cook with / Work with / Shower with: Cook with… Sev you’d better be a good cook, Work with Mulciber because we work wonderfully together, Shower with Reg don’t judge me
4. Fuck / Die for / Have a family with: Fuck Sev, Die for Mulciber, Have a family with Reg (because if we have a family that means I got to sleep with him too so HA I win!)
5. Push off a cliff / Sing for / Play Twister with: Push Mulciber off a cliff when he’s mean to me (but I’d save you maybe), Sing for NO ONE because I’m awful, Play Twister with Reg
6. Hug / Kiss / Slap: Hug Mulciber because I know how he loooooves hugs, Kiss Reg again oops, Slap some sense into Sev
7. Befriend / Flirt with / Kidnap: Befriend Mulicber (mission accomplished you love me don’t deny it!), Flirt with Reg, Kidnap Sev and take him far far away from those asinine Gryffindor pricks.
8. Go to school with / Cheat on a test with / Share lunch with: Go to school with… all? Do we not already?, Cheat with Mulciber (but cheat FROM Sev because let’s face it he’s smartest of us all), Share lunch with Reg
9. Dream about / Sleep beside / Kick off the bed: Dream about Reg, Sleep beside Sev, Kick Mulciber off the bed because he hogs the covers and is violent even when he sleeps.
10. Have children with / Spend Christmas with / Take out on a date: Have children with Reg, Spend Christmas with Mulciber, Take Sev out on a date