Yeah, someone is definitely sending dollar store dragonslayers to go after my ass. Dude got into the wrong house, instead got into Marvin the Manticore's home. There's dragonslayer bits all over his backyard. He's super nice about it tho.

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Yeah, someone is definitely sending dollar store dragonslayers to go after my ass. Dude got into the wrong house, instead got into Marvin the Manticore's home. There's dragonslayer bits all over his backyard. He's super nice about it tho.
Usual doc visit selfie. Sad face cuz no arthritis #HashbrownNoFilter #WristPain #AWizardDidIt? #TheyStoleMyBlood https://www.instagram.com/p/BvcR4GeBNPa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kkyfs36etn7j
Waking Up Right
JD-
Yes, the purpose of coffee is to wake you up… But not via 3rd degree burns. A big shoutout to the Daily Prophet delivery owl for scaring the hell out of me this morning. Now my left leg is properly caffeinated for the day.
I've been getting a lot of “Not to be a buzz kill about the blog but I read in ‘Hogwarts a History’ that muggle technology doesn’t work on school grounds" comments lately. Of course it didn't work. They didn't have an awesome IT guy back then!