oh i wish i was a kissin' tree by misspamela
pairing: minjoon rated: t length: 8.6k
There was a guy coming down the aisle. Tall, kind of commanding looking, with a mulish set to his mouth. Hot, Jimin noticed, but honestly, hot wasn’t enough when he was being interrupted in the middle of a minor breakdown. “Yes?” he said, as politely as he could muster.
This seemed to throw the guy, because he stopped short, frowning. “Um,” he said. He shoved his hands in his pockets. “Listen, I know it was just some hookup to you or something.”
Jimin blinked. He probably -- no, definitely would have remembered hooking up with Mr. Tall and Dimpled here. Was he hallucinating? Dreaming? This whole conversation was starting to feel surreal.
admin's note: i love this one, its just so funny but also very cute and also i love awkward namjoon in any setting, ALSO catfish au? sign me in - basically someone used jimins pictures to catfish namjoon and thats the story, read it to find out what happend wink wink