#awkwardsalmon

[happyhippie91]

Awkward Sex

Am I the only one who feels the need to crack jokes and do awkward things in the bedroom? My poor husband is trying to have great sex, and I'm just derping or doing bad accents or making funny faces...please tell me I'm not alone!

[intellectandromance]

Rachel, it's like you can sense when I'm bored.

RULES: 1. Post the rules. 2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in the post then make new ones. 3. Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 4. Let them know you tagged them.

1. Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge in America?

Ideally, yes. Realistically, I might advise them to check out Finland first.

2. You win $5mil from the Publisher’s Sweepstakes, and the same day that that Big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they’re gonna blow up the world in two days. What do you do with the money?

I would spend the money on building a giant transistor that could transform the Earth's satellite phone network into an electric trap for the intruding spaceship, because that worked on Doctor Who once.

3. If you could only eat one kind of fruit for the next five years, what would it be?

Apples.

4. What’s your favorite Spice Girls song?

Tell Me What You Want not because it's the only one I know

5. Have you ever had a make out dream about someone that you never really thought about that way? WHO WAS IT? Tell me. I had one about Alexander Ludwig.

I've never had a make-out dream as far as I can remember, but I just googled Alexander Ludwig and I'm giggling.

6. What color is your favorite blanket?

It contains multitudes. I made it out of T-shirts.

8. If you could have a role in creating your favorite movie/tv show, what would it be? Like, would you act in The Walking Dead, be a writer for Doctor Who, do set design for a Tim Burton movie?

AhahaHAHAHA. This answer changes on a weekly basis, obviously, but as of right now, I'd definitely be a writer for The Thick Of It so that I could A. Bring back The Thick Of It and B. Reinstate Jamie as a regular character and C. Make Jamie admit his love for Malcolm

(oh god The Thick Of It would just become a docu-drama about Jamie and Malcolm's domestic life with lots of swearing and shouting and sex)

9. Who’s your favorite Queen from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar ? If you haven’t seen this movie, excuse yourself from this post to go watch it.

Well. I put it on my list, and bumped it up a few places because I trust your taste. 

10. Who is your favorite Monster High character? Go to monsterhigh.com to check them out and get back to me. Seriously, this is life or death.

Abby Bominable, omg, I love how it just matter-of-factly states "Daughter of the Yeti" 

What is this what are you doing

11. How long have you been following me? Why?

Probably for like three years since you MADE ME GET A TUMBLR.

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Okay James, Elaine, and Lydia, time to do the things:

1. What's the funniest thing that has happened in the past year and/or ever? Just write the first thing that comes to your head. 

2. What's a book, show, or movie you wish you could read/watch over again for the first time just for the experience of discovery?

3. Write a song lyric that is relevant to your life right now

4. FAVORITE SONG EVER, GO, JUST ONE, YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE.

5. What is something new that you want to learn?

6. Favorite kind of cheese?

[misandrrry]

4. Last song you listened to 15. Made a new friend 17. Laughed until you cried 18. Met someone who changed you.

4. Last song you listened to

Hands by Jewel

15. Made a new friend

Yes!!

17. Laughed until you cried

Yes

18. Met someone who changed you

yes

[jachelrames]

29. 90. :)

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

I’m going to Prague this summer for two weeks :3 and I am very excited for that. Also just summer vacation so I can see my friends and have MK&A parties with you <3

90. Santa Clause

>:( my sister ruined Santa Claus for me before I ever really got a chance to believe in him

[jachelrames]

awkwardsalmon replied to your post: consider yourselves lucky that I can’t make gifs ...

my life would be complete.

rather-embarassed replied to your post: consider yourselves lucky that I can’t make gifs ...

I wish you would learn so that you could. omg.

coyotetitties reblogged this from you:

#please learn to gif so you can do this # i would reblog every single one of them

[intellectandromance]

I get an email saying "intellectandromance" now follows you. So I think to myself, "now wait a minute. That can't be right." but alas here you are back on tumblr. Feels good to be home, doesn't it? :)