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"I'm not buying IKEA furniture again." #90 It all started when Tony brought home a big box. "Tony! You're here! We were starti- what the hell is that?" Bucky asked. "A project!" Tony exclaimed. "It'll be fun! We can all work together. Team bonding!" Bucky, Natasha, Clint, and Sam all looked at each other cautiously, while Steve beamed. "Tony! Thanks for actually thinking about what I said. What are we doing? What is it?" Steve excitedly inquired. "It's... an IKEA cabinet!" Everyone's eyes widened. "Let's start!" Tony yelled. 30 minutes later: Tony started crying 5 minutes ago. Steve is the only one who has actually accomplished something. Natasha and Clint got into a fight and Clint is only using sign language. Bruce left for "snacks" and never came back. Sam had been looking for a single screw for 10 minutes before blowing up the box. Bucky jumped out the window with a piece of wood and had returned with plums. Steve brought the finished product over to the hysterically sobbing Tony for a quick inspection, and when Tony looks up, he looks Steve dead in the eyes and said in a soft voice, "I'm not buying IKEA furniture again." Steve set down the project and helped Tony to his feet. Steve grabbed his waist and pulled him into a close hug. Tony put his mouth up to Steve's ear. "Never again."

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"I'm too sober for this." #4 Bucky walked into the room, where Steve, Tony and Natasha where all sprawled out across a mat. "What the hell is this?" "It's game night," Natasha rolled her eyes before going on. "Twister. The family game." Natasha immediately switched to Russian. "The 'how-did-this-turn-into-a-very-weird-sexual-position' game." She looked at Steve and Tony, limbs interlocked, Tony practically laying on Steve. "It's because of Tony." She said in English. "Jarvis, could you, uh, translate that for me?" Tony struggled. "I'd rather not." Jarvis responded and Natasha laughed. Clint spun the arrow on the board and announced the next body part and color, left hand on green. "Bruce!" Natasha yelled, and Bruce came running towards her. "Turn around!" She whispered. He obeyed and she grabbed his ass with her left hand. "Does this count, Clint?" She asked, laughing. Bruce looked over at Clint and squinted his eyes. "Yes." Clint said, calmly. Natasha continued laughing, while Steve casually flipped over so he was flat against Tony's chest, slyly smiling. He did a push-up or two over Tony and then stood up and announced he was going to get a snack. Tony awkwardly excused himself to the bathroom and followed Steve. "I'm too sober for this." Bucky turned around and walked to his room.

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