#axe rambles

[barkingupthelittlewood]

the way his big stupid hat moves when he's being his usual theater kid self and sighing dramatically. total eclipse of the hat.

[battleaxeproficiency]

"ooh I speak dwarfish?" "You're a dwarf, dumbass"

[barkingupthelittlewood]

genuinely finding out about Alistar was the funniest thing because first i heard King Ren was cameoing, then i heard "one of his finest knights" was accompanying him, and my immediate thought was "whoa, how's Martyn gonna handle someone else being his knight right in front of him"

and then i looked at the official announcement and realized that Martyn's gay ass is just pulling double duty in order to be a weird little freak with the guy he's trapped in a tragic timeloop with. his greed sickens me.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

"Have you seen this dad? He's missing."

and then he refused to give it back at first, claiming it needed to be studied

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Happy 10 year anniversary of Beef jokingly bestowing Etho "EthosLab" Slab with the nickname "Ladders", irrevocably altering the future of minecraft youtube forever

[barkingupthelittlewood]

was looking at the FedxB page on the Hermitcraft wiki because i needed some reference pictures of his custom helmet, and started looking at the list of deliveries he's made

it's formatted by recipient, goods delivered, and the reason why. there is a single entry there that has the reason listed as "None"

this was from today's video, uploaded on Valentine's Day.

We Know The Reason.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

Owain: Pandolfo the Great!

what Max Blunder heard:

[barkingupthelittlewood]

the prequel of sorts to this post. quartet of all time

Transcript Below:

Xisuma: "Has anyone got a bucket of water?"

xB: "No."

Keralis, overlapping xB in an English accent: "Buckeh o' wo'uh?"

xB: "Oh, I shoulda made a bucket. I didn't even make a bucket."

Keralis, accent devolving: "Buck o' wawa."

Xisuma: "Well, if there's water nearby, I do have lava I can exchange..."

xB, also putting on an English accent: "A bo'ol o' wo'uh?"

Xisuma: "Oh, look! Oh, no, maybe—"

Keralis: "A buck o' wawa."

Xisuma, also exaggerating his accent: "Bo'ol o' wo'uh."

xB, Keralis, and Joe Hills all at the same time: "Bo'ol o' wo'uh." / "Wo'uh bo'ol."

xB: [giggling]

Xisuma: "Bo'ol o'—oh, wait, look, we could—"

Keralis: "Bo'ol o' wawawa—"

Xisuma: "Oh look—" [screams]