#ayebrooklyn

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❤

❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message 

BELLA: i luv you and ur cute face bby 😍 😘

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( ※ » TEXT TO: BROOKLYN BABY

AUDRIS: u’re annoying

AUDRIS: i love you tho, in a platonic way !

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Brella <3

Choses the pumpkin: Bella, she’d pick the biggest one they can get

Carves the pumpkin: Brook

Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: BELLA DEFINITELY

Matching costume idea: Bella

Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: Bella

Steal’s the other’s candy: Brook

Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: Both

Tells spooky stories to scare the other: Brook

Collects cool-looking leaves: Brook

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[unsent] Uh babe, some guy is at our door asking for you, he’s says you’re a friend of his at work. He’s very muscular and keeps looking at me weird, pls help.

[unsent] Brook, please come home, you’ve been at work all day and I miss you.

[unsent] Babe, I was borrowing ur laptop and you forgot to clear your history, what’s Pornhub?

[unsent] Brook, I found these long, colorful, toy sticks in the dishwasher. And one of them’s vibrating, what should i do w/ those?

[sent] what do you mean I have to help your pirate beard friend UGGGHHHH find a ring?!!??! hE CAN DO THAT HIMSELF!!!!!

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ayebrooklyn replied to your post:[[MOR] and it was at this moment an earthquake...

WB ALSO I LOVE UR NEW THEME

THANK YOU AND THANK YOU

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I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you //I would adopt you //I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re really good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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FAILEX FOR THE ULTIMATE SHIP MEME THING U REBLOGGRD BC YES

I’m so laughing ( is laughing an emotion???)

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, I mean, if Bex keeps sending me picture of them with their kids I will cry but these two are in for the for the long run - I mean once they start running, right now they’re jogging.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - well they’ve known each other for what? four months, I don’t know fam when it happens it will happen but #maybsfailex2k16

How was their first kiss? - who the fuck, when the fuck gimme a few minutes. it was here

Wedding:

Who proposed? -  hmm, idk maybs alex.

Who is the best man/men? - Joe, maybs Alex’s brother, luke, Jason & Brennan

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Popps, um idk mayb Alex’s sisters tbh

Who did the most planning? - Alex’s mom

Who stressed the most? - Alex’s mom

How fancy was the ceremony? -  well since Alex & Faith were like ‘ how do you do the wedding thingy, they just left it to Alex’s mom and it probably resembles kim k’s wedding with kris Humphries but it was probs litBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Aspen but like only cause Alex lowkey didn’t wanna rub it in his face. & I feel like maybe Kai but mayb not ( the guest list & food, literally all alex n faith r gonna argue abt tbh)

Sex:

Who is on top? - Switch

Who is the one to instigate things? - Faith

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - i plea the fifth ( probs quite a while)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yeahhhh

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - two or more max four tho

How many children will they adopt? -  I don’t think any but maybs one.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? - ( the question i always mentally debate) depends on what happened probably Alex

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - idk maybs both maybs neither

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alex

Who is the more loved parent? - Faith

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Neither 

Who cried the most at graduation? - Alex

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Faith

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Neither 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alex

Who does the grocery shopping? - Switch

How often do they bake desserts? - ( we don’t leave them in the kitchen for fire hazards)

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - alex????

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Neither but probably Alex

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - BOTH ( I would like to point out that neither of them can cook/ attempt to cook bc of this)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Neither

Who is really against chores? - Both

Who cleans up after the pets? - Alex

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Faith

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Faith

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alex

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alex

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - only on christmas & the occasional valentines day

What are their goals for the relationship? -( childish gambino voice ) I’ll stay right by your side till 3005 - go long term n have a fam n not die.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both

Who plays the most pranks? -Alex

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BRELLAAAAAAAAAAAAA BROLABOLA

Drinks all of the coffee Bella

Brings up adopting a pet Both

Kills the bugs Brooklyn

Cooks the meals Both

Starts getting into holidays way before they should Both

Initiates the couple selfies Bella

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries Bella

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping Brooklyn -anything sweet like cake and ice cream

Nicknames the other Both