#ayyyyyyy lmao

[donaldtrumpjunior]

Guess who just committed some T R E A S O N !!!!!

😁😍😛😝😜😍😚😄

[ice-daddy-vitya]

@twhiddlestonmuses @viktuuriqueenkelina 

Y’all some thirsty ass hoes lmao 

I love you though. Because same tbh

[longeyelashedtragedy]

this night calls for me to scroll past my very carefully cultivated minimalist techno dj sets on soundcloud and head right to my favorite circa 2015 gay disco remix set.  minimalist berlin techno may be my life’s calling but it doesn’t warm the soul the way something DB probably has danced to does

[rarabro]

not 2 call myself out,,,, but like Libras are shit when they’re jealous 😒

[ruinosusangelus]

@ofarkhxm / Continued from here.

"Anything but dark, my sweet" for a man yet touched by alcohol's swaying hand; he's terribly flirtatious. 

A salacious grin partners the half-lidded eyes of Ardyn’s interested expression. Whether this be a mere binge betwixt friends or something more, the chancellor was excited to get started. Should he even have to bare the horror of a romantic-comedy on the television screen before them; he was certain it'd be worth it.

Chocolates and booze ; what more could a man ask for on Valentines day?

"Is there any strawberry-laced sweets amongst them? I'm a man in love should I taste such bliss."

[lundgaard]

@ ur bingo, HEELS ON THE GROUND BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sunflower seed eating intensifies*

[timsutton]

You're a Hufflepuff. My sister says you're a Slytherin but Slytherin is too cool for you.

hufflepuff is the stoner house isn't it

[fractalspaces]

Whenever I have to bake something for a commission, I kneel and do a little prayer before I start - To Shinjiro Aragaki (P3) and Toshio Oda (Bambino), saint patrons of cooking while mentally ill, and Snoop Dogg, saint patron of chill. And I think that’s beautiful (?)