#ayyyyyyyy lmao

[wellsbering]

“shaolin fantastic. how do i begin to explain shaolin fantastic?”

“shaolin fantastic is flawless.”

“i hear his red pumas are insured for $10,000.”

“i hear he does car commercials…in japan.”

“one time, he stole a record from me.”

“…it was awesome.”

[the-moon-pal]

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME TO B L E E D

[gildedusurper]

#TBD

{ will be doing starters on all acc’s in just a bit! Just.... stuck waiting for the keyboard to cooperate... }

[quakeriders]

so, i’m listening to the tmi audiobooks right now and this scene just happened:

maia: you think [clary] will be able to talk some sense into [jace]?

simon: if he listens to anyone, it will be her.

maia: that’s sweet. that he loves his sister like that.

simon: yeah, it’s precious.

keep in mind that this is during the “holy crap, we’re siblings and still wanna suck faces”-era of their relationship (aka the only part that matters) and simon is 100000% done with his best friend/potential girlfriend and her brother/potential boyfriend

[alliesbipolar-blog]

Drinking doesn’t lower my mood. All the social disappointments that accompany a night of drinking lower my mood. 

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

Like me

[hannughunt]

trying to convince my boyfriend to let me paint him tomorrow

[breadpoetsociety]

yeah, this must look pretty sad, that my life has gotten to a point where the highlight of my day is writing about how "high" i am off of a muscle relaxant on tumblr. i already hate myself, no need for you to do it for me god I am super fucking relaxed though like my brain is just feeling goooooooood