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[blueskybaek]

SUGAR DADDY NEEDED!

Requirements:

1. need to take care of all of my expenses (including my roommate's before we go toward drug dealing and stuff)

2. Gotta get ten pets (puppies or kitties) that would stay at his place and not mine while I come visit and play with them whenever

3. Must be able to provide strawberries at any time of the day

4. That's all for now tbh, other terms can be added later on?

Accepting applications in my IMs, open for negotiations over the terms too

[blueskybaek]

When your baby suddenly starts asking the real questions like "I want a sibiling"

Anybody got a child I can borrow?

[blueskybaek]

I guess it's one of these days everything feels shitty

[blueskybaek]

PSA: New husband wanted

Looking for a new husband because my current one doesn't call me cute names or spoil me enough and has a weird hobby of collecting bugs.

Criteria: someone cuter than my current husband, preferably rich and has a lot of free time to give me the attention I need, which is a lot.

Please bring your bank account book with you and a sacrifice a marriage gift with you

Note: I come in a 1+1 package with my cute baby bun @closetidiots

@agustsveryown keep your hairy bug with you, I'm filing a divorce.

[blueskybaek]

How does one survive in this life if people keep trying to attack me? I'm an innocent soul I don't deserve this suffering -but I'm loving it- and it's all their fault @strawbxrryblxssxms @polarisjr

Also look at my new wallpaper!

Whispers isnthejustsoperfect

[blueskybaek]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Here are some free cookies, happy holidays~

[blueskybaek]

Yifan..

I really miss you.