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Mafia AU! Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, and Jirayia headcanons to their wife finding out their in the Mafia and trying to run away/escape? (Kinda Yandere but not) - BeaBoo _Please and Thank You_

Jay: Hiiiya! :D Mafia AU is so good, so pure. Love it. Omg. Please send us more. You don’t know how much Joy and I TALKED ABOUT THIS WE FREAKED OUT! Actually ended up with my OC dating Mafia!Madara and Detective!Hashirama, ayyy XDDD

Warnings: Murder and Death mention. This is a Mafia AU, people get shot and beaten - so please only read this if it doesn’t bother you!  Yandere behaviour?

Mafia AU! S/o finding out he’s in the mafia and trying to run away.

Kakashi

Kakashi is probably a sniper or someone who kills from the shadows. Or ooooorrr lol he’s like a super athletic guy who can copy anyone’s cool moves by watching them for a while. Love him.

He’s pretty fucking badass but he isn’t interested in being anyone too important. He does it for the money, he does it because there is something about it that makes him feel right doing it. Because I can’t imagine him doing anything that doesn’t feel right for him??? So something about being in the Mafia is important to him. Or maybe.. it’s just a good way to get close to you…?

He is very good at hiding what he does for a living tbh. He has a perfect false life set up, with people you can call who will pretend to be his boss, and with an office you can visit sometimes. Don’t ask him how he does it, he’s got contacts. That’s the only thing he’ll answer. He’s helped a lot of people who have a lot of money and he is using that. So for you to find out about it all… yeah, that’s unlikely and impresses him quite a bit. 

If he’s kinda Yandere, then he probably knows exactly how you’d react to the news! He knows how you react to anything, really. So he’s prepared. He knows you might try to run away. So if you don’t happen to find out without him noticing - he won’t even give you the chance to run. He’ll find you, talk to you.

If his s/o is scared, he’ll try and prove to them that he isn’t dangerous to them - he does understand quickly though that you’re not just concerned for your well-being. Maybe you just don’t want to be married to someone who is part of the most dangerous organised crime??? He understands but he feels betrayed.

If you’re already his wife, he won’t really want to let you go. It’s something that he believes is for life! So he won’t just let you go without a fight. And I mean.. it IS dangerous for you! What if you talk to someone about it who shouldn’t know? His boss wouldn’t be happy about that…So it’s only for your protection, he promises!

Gai 

Gai as a streetfighter, and a Mafia Boss took him under his wing. Please just take a second and imagine it.

So he’s obviously buff as hell and protective affff of you. He isn’t as good as hiding it, but he’s definitely good enough of a hitman to be able to afford a nice flat that you two can share. So you won’t necessarily know right away that he came from literally nothing. He is a pretty great boyfriend tbh if you like a very… passionate man. Get’s all fired up about everything you do. Puts all his faith in you!! Part of him wants you to put your faith in him, too, though. He dreams of showing you how strong he is, maybe during a fight?

I can actually imagine his s/o stumbling over one of his fights one day by accident. Or they get attacked by one of Gai’s enemies and he does this ninja thing that his s/o is sure must be straight out of some action movie. And since he’s a terrible liar, you’ll find out then and there.

I can imagine if someone is freaked out by his ninja moves if you’re a civilian? Especially since you’ve never seen him work out EVER? So no surprise that you’d try and run away in the heat of the moment! Especially when his opponent said something about “getting his revenge on the mafia”? wut? of course you’re scared shitless!

He’s shocked that you’d run away, more than anything? You two are living a happy life why are you running? He grew up with much worse, so being in the Mafia really… isn’t all THAT extreme in his eyes. And he isn’t a monster, he’s always been good to you!

He won’t just let you run away. He’ll settle the issue, right then and there. Won’t be violent with you, ever, but he might punch some walls.

Actually… maybe the one who is most likely to let you go, even though he’ll be strongly against it. You’re in danger witout his protection. And because he loves you so much, he couldn’t bear to lose you!

Asuma  

Can see this guy as someone who used to be really active in the Mafia, made himself a name… and now he’s just chilling, letting the younger ones do the jobs he doesn’t feel like doing. He’s too old - in his eyes lol - to be out there and since now he’s a pretty high ranking mobster tbh, so he can let the “little guys” do something. He still has a sense of honor though, so he’ll definitely do his job when something dangerous needs to be done. So even though he’s chill, he lives a very dangerous life.

Very actively hides this from his wife, although not as extremely as Kakashi but he’s still very eager to make sure she doesn’t know.

I imagine she might find out because someone broke into their house, only to be shot dead by Asuma. He makes quick work of them, he doesn’t like playing around. And in the heat of the moment he kind of forgets that his wife isn’t supposed to know - he only thinks about protecting her and himself!

He’s calm about it, even when his wife freaks out - honestly, who wouldn’t, he just freaking shot somebody! But like I said, he is quick and has a lot of experience, so he grabs her around the wrist, puts her into the bedroom and locks it - she can calm down and he can get rid of the body. 

It honestly must be really freaking terrifying for his wife??? He’s out there with this burgler and didn’t even flinch when he killed him? Way too relaxed???? What did you get yourself into???

He’ll give you time to calm down, sit in front of the door and wait until your breathing’s all regular again. He’ll ask how you feel, explain what he does. The calm way in which he talks about it might really help you cope with it. But most likely it’ll just freak you out more. No worries, he’s got time. He can keep you in that bedroom for as long as it takes.

Jiraiya 

He may be one of the older guys, and high ranking enough to be able to just relax and let others do the dirty work but… nah, he loves it. He’s always out there, right where the action is. As long as he’s fit enough to do it, he will!

Honestly, he’s sloppy with hiding it, even though he actually could? He just? Doesn’t really think of it? So his wife might find out pretty early on.

He’ll actually let you run away… for a while. But he knows that a) he loves you too much to just let you go and b) his bosses will know that there is a woman out there who knows way too much - and they won’t let you go to the police. So it’s only for your own safety that he drags you back home after following you for a while. I mean, you ARE his wife, so he should know where you are anyway!

He is very open about this with you - once he gets you to listen to him, he’ll explain exactly why he does what he does. Maybe he came from a family of mafiosi, maybe he is just really convinced of it… either way, he’s passionate about it. And Jiraiya only does things if he’s convinced they’re right! So he’ll make sure you know it, too!

Tries to use his charm - how else could it be - to remind you of why you married him. He is the man you loves you and the “only one who can give you what you need”. Arguing with this man is practically impossible. He can be a dorky husband but he sure as hell isn’t playing around when it comes to his job.

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