This is simply but a list of standards you must meet in order to get Baer-Mun to (maybe) date you.
If you happen to meet all of these, then leave a like.
- [Requirement] Must be Female and straight. (Or bi. that works too.)
- [Requirement] Must be at least 85% alright with weird crap. (strange voices, general derpiness, etc.)
- [Recommendation] Must have a love of memes
- [Very Very Strong Recommendation] Have an Xbox One and Minecraft (The Meme Team awaits!)
- [Requirement] Baer-Mun is (currently) 14, so let's not make the age-gap too big, alright?
- [Requirement] Must have some sort of persona that could fit into the Meme Team (animal, Monster, non-human, etc.)
- [Recommendation] Must have at least a basic understanding of Youtube
- [Requirement] Must be at least 90% okay with Baer-Mun calling himself "a Baer." (pronounced bae-err)
- [Requirement] Be 99% okay with the occasional appearance of Baer, Dark Baer, etc. in voice. (Voice deepening, voice softening, voice bouncinG OFF THE WALLS PECULIAR-)
- [Requirement] Show at least a little affection please. Baer-Mun needs at least a "<3" once in a while to maintain healthy functionality.
- [Requirement] If you're ever uncomfortable with something Baer-Mun is doing, tell me to stop. If it means making you comfortable and happy, I'd immediately drop.
- [Requirement] MUST have a like for the occasional pun.
- [Requirement] Like FNaF, Undertale, Minecraft, Hello Neighbor, etc. but don't be that one cringe-worthy person that ruins a fandom, please.
- [Requirement] Hugs?
- [Requirement] Be at least 80% okay with grammar/word mistakes, especially while talking. If it's during typing, i'll probably fix the mistake within the next 20 seconds.
- [Recommendation] Please have Skype. And a Webcam. You don't have to use it all the time, but at least once in a while would be nice.
- [Requirement] Please, for the love of chocolate fudge, don't live too far from Washington. (Canada is a stretch, but it can work. ;) )
- [Requirement] Please, Don't swear 24/7. I've met a few people who are like that and HOOOO BOY. Occasional swearing is A-OK with me, but not all the time, please?
- [Requirement] I am a bit lazy. If you cannot work with this, sorry friendo.
- [Recommendation] Get me a box of Chocolate Fudge and I will 100% guaranteed be your friend
- [Requirement] Must be 100% okay with beard & mustache. I won't shave much of that. :)
- [Requirement] imma pun-loving baer. puns are a necessity in my life.
- [Requirement] Baer-Mun is quite dirty minded thanks to Dark Baer. Dirty jokes will be made at least once within a day by him. Please be okay with this.
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