#bahdrama

[energeticwarrior]

true love is leaving the country for two hours and then immediately coming back in to have a valid visa and to spend time with your best friend and his family

[phanfictrashnumber1]

Airport Texts

A fic compiled of mostly texts between Dan and Phil during Dan’s trip to the Bahamas. Inspired by this post from @danielbear 

Dan arrived at the airport, waiting for his flight to the Bahamas to board. 

Dan: i cant believe im doing this

Dan: why am i doing this

Phil: bc u love me

Dan: ur okay

Phil: :/

Dan: :P

Phil: im so happy u will be here for my fam holiday :)

Dan: me too :)

Dan: my flight is about to board

Phil: have a safe flight

Dan: its an hour

Phil: still be safe ♥

Dan: jfc did u rly just send me the heart emoji how cliche

Phil: ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Dan: OMG okay phone is going on airplane mode now bye

Phil:  ♥

Dan: so theres people playing drums at the bahamas airport??

Phil: thats so cool!

Dan: its way less scarier here than american airports

Phil: good now come back

Dan: needy

Phil: :O

Dan: :P

Phil: stop with that tongue howell

Dan: oh should i spam you like you did with the heart emoji

Phil: ♥

Dan: border agent is so chill omg

Dan: he also insulted my pale skin

Phil: he should see me

Dan: i have time before my flight apparently

Phil: what r u gonna do?

Dan: go to the beach i guess

Phil: did the border agent pressure u into getting a tan?

Dan: apparently lol

Phil: have fun

Dan: i’ll try

Dan: my taxi driver just got out of the car and got in a fight with someone

Phil: what?? where r u?

Dan: i was in the taxi but got out and went back in the airport

Phil: and here i thought i ran into weirdos

Dan: u must have rubbed off on me

Phil: can i rub off on u tonight

Dan: :O

Phil: ;)

Dan: omg can u not srsly last thing i need rn

Phil: then come back already

Dan: i want to u have no idea

Dan: :(

Phil: whats wrong?

Dan: everything

Dan: i just wanna see u

Dan: :(

Phil: i know bear. when does ur flight board?

Dan: it doesnt it got canceled 

Phil: what???

Dan: one of the engines lost power apparently

Dan: :’(

Dan’s phone started ringing not two seconds after sending that emoji.

“Hi.” he answered the phone.

“Are you okay?” Phil asked immediately.

“Not really.” Dan told him. “This is just annoying and stupid and I just want to be back in Florida now.”

“What are you going to do? Is there another flight?” Phil asked.

“I don’t know. I think I might have to stay the night here.” Dan said and he could sense Phil’s frown through the phone.

Suddenly, Dan heard an announcement throughout the airport that said the engine was up and running and the flight to Orlando was back on and boarding in 5 minutes.

“Wait, they just said the flight to Orlando is back on.” Dan said into the phone.

“How can it be back on if the engine stopped working?” Phil asked.

“They said it’s up and running. Should I get on it?” Dan asked.

“Do you really want to get on a plane that has engine issues?” Phil questioned.

“I don’t know, I just want all this over with now.” Dan spoke quietly.

“Okay, I mean, I guess they wouldn’t let the flight happen if it wasn’t safe. So, get on it that way you don’t have to spend the night there.” Phil told him.

“Well, they said it’s boarding in 5 minutes and that was at least 2 minutes ago.” Dan spoke frantically.

“Okay, hurry and text me when you get on the plane.” Phil said. “Be safe, bear.”

“Okay.” Dan said. “I love you.”

“I love you, too.” Phil said. 

Dan hung up the phone and actually ran through the airport to catch the flight.

Dan: i just ran through the airport like a newborn giraffe that doesnt know how to use its limbs

Phil: thats quite the image

Dan: lol

Phil: good ur laughing :)

Dan: just bc i wrote lol doesnt mean im laughing

Phil: just try to relax and have a safe flight bear

Dan: ive got my death playlist ready :)

Phil: -_-

Dan: i’ll be fine dw

 An hour later, the flight landed and Dan headed into the Orlando airport.

He walked in and spotted Phil there waiting for him.

For the first time all day, he smiled.

[themessafterthemarty]

Dan’s World

Where 

“staying on your best friend’s family trip for a few days after the convention because it was convenient” 

actually means 

“doing a harrowing one-day trip to the Bahamas on a trip that was originally three days - missing at least half a day of the convention you went there for - for the sole purpose of staying for like two weeks or more in Florida with your best friend’s family, when you could have just gone home after the three days, after which no one would have thought it odd if you left.”

[peebeebitchers]

Petition for everyone to go spam “Dan Is Not On Fire” in the comments of every single social media he has as revenge

[lesterp]

you already fuckin know this is gonna be in dan memes of 2017

[fourthingsandawizard]

Bahamas and Butterbeer

Because it was just begging to be written… Inspired by the Bahama drama caused by a certain someone last week during Playlist Live, I have written a oneshot within my Phan Hogwarts/Modern Day Wizards AU that provides the only obvious answer to the mysterious Bahamas tweets.

To read my original chaptered Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here!

To read the Bahama drama-themed oneshot set in the same AU, “Bahamas and Butterbeer,” you can click here!

Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:

“You have got to be kidding me,” Phil breathed out, shaking his head in exasperation. “The Bahamas, Dan? Really?”

When the empty hotel room offered him no response, Phil fired off a quick message to Dan comprised mostly of question marks, to which his supposed best friend answered with only a single winking face emoji.

“Daniel Howell, you absolute arse,” Phil grumbled as he resumed getting ready, throwing clothes around haphazardly in the knowledge that it would annoy the other man when he returned to their shared room later that evening.

“Sorry mum and dad, can’t stay for our family vacation this year,” Phil muttered to himself, letting his imagination wander as he used his wand to quickly dry his dark hair to cut some time off his routine. “Thanks to Dan, we have an urgent summons back to London from the Minister of Magic! I’ll write you from Azkaban, though!”

[saccharinedan]

dan is lucky he’s pretty because otherwise i’d drop his lying ass

[eggings]

what the fuck even just happened