“Would you mind helping me settle a debate?” Evita wasn’t shy, she’d talk to anyone. The poor unfortunate person nearest her was now subject to her questions, unless of course they told her to fuck off. “A friend of mine says that accents can make people sound smarter. I’m firmly on the stance that it’s entirely possible to have a British accent and still sound like an idiot. What do you think?” The friend was back home in Texas, and they remained strong on the belief that Evita’s only reason for attending a foreign university was for the accents.









