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Rolled Sugar Cookies with Buttercream Frosting a Pioneer Woman Treat

Rolled Sugar Cookies with Buttercream Frosting a Pioneer Woman Treat

I overheard my husband and his mother discussing plans for a family Easter gathering… and for some crazy reason I got burst of confidence and enthusiastically said; “I can make Easter Brunch for everyone!” And almost immediately the family-phone-tree flashed into action and everyone was invited to my house for an “Easter Brunch for the Banks Bunch!” So, I did the only thing I could think of; I…

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Sigrid's Carrot Cake Recipe and Brunch Spectacular

Sigrid’s Carrot Cake Recipe and Brunch Spectacular

This carrot cake is flawless. It’s full of flavor, with a soft texture, and it’s bright colors make my heart happy… and the icing, oh the icing, the glorious icing! The Pioneer Woman called the icing “over-the-top good” and, as always, I agree with her; She calls this recipe Sigrid’s Carrot Cake*. I made it for Easter Brunch this year and it was an absolute hit! I’m really excited to share the…

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Strawberry Scones

[donotprint]Its Spring!! Its Spring!!

Hurrah…

But it’s been a very chilly Spring. Which doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm for strawberries one bit, especially when there’s a huge sale on strawberries right now — three 1 lbs punnet for $5!!!

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Always post the rules.


Answer the questions of the person who tagged you.

Then write 11 new ones.


Tag 11 people. 


Let them know you tagged them   

- If you had an hour to live, what would you do?

Be naked a lot

- Do you like any John Water’s movies?

Cry bb, Hairspray, Seed of Chucky

- Why do you have a tumblr?

So I have somewhere to talk shit and put up titty pics and look at kanye photos mmmm kanye

- My fave animal?

Elephants. And anything in the ocean. 

- What are you hobbies?

Sleeping, bitching about stuff, baking and stuff

- What band do you like, that people would be shocked to know that you like them?

JONAS BROTHERS MOTHER FUCKER, COME BACK TOGETHER MANNN.

- Who is your fave artist?

Gaga and Kanye. And Beyonce. They all go hella hard.

- What do you think is the perfect age?

I personally really enjoyed 3 months old. That is the perfect age. Ahhh. the crawling. I miss the crawling.

- Do you like school?

I like the cute people I stare at during class when I'm getting down on a lolli pop hey

- What random facts do you know?

That I'm hekka amazing and dudes who can rollerblade are supa fly and that we are all still waiting for the real slim shady to stand up.

- Are you into facts?

I like learning stuff I guess. I like random things that don't really matter.

ghostgrrlfriend's questions:

- What is your favorite TV show?

I like the flavor of love and the rock of love and all those terrible vh1 and mtv shows

- Are you creative? (like do you draw/write/embroider/sing/etc)

I pretend that I can sing sometimes. I dance well I guess. I embroider and shit. But mostly I use my menstrual blood to paint on the corpses of the men whose hearts I just devoured.  

- What is something embarrassing you do?

Nothing really. I don't find anything to be really embarrassing. I think it just depends on how comfortable you are in your own skin.

- Favorite animal(s)?

Already did this one.

- What celebrity would you passionately make out with?

YEEZUZ

- What is your favorite food?

omg what isn't my favorite food? Mac and cheese and really good Cesar salads or just the croutons too, and french fries and mc gangbangs and hot cheetos omg i'm a fat ass

- Favorite band?

Already answered this

- Are you allergic to anything?

Men that can't shower me in diamonds and gold, and little dicks.

- Do you believe in the paranormal?

Fuck yeah. Imma be a twerk ghost. Imma twerk on ya dick when ya sleeping bitch.

- Have you ever had a near-death experience?

Omg I'm always almost getting hit by cars and one time I got hit by a car 3 times in one day and 2 of those times was with the same car and that's why I don't like riding my bike in my aunties neighborhood. White people be crazy.

- Where have you traveled to?

San Diego, San Fran, Vegas, Washington DC and the historical areas around dat, Mexico (mostly TJ because my mom likes to turn up in TJ) and THE MOTHERLAND GUATEMALA.

My questions:

How old were you and how was the experience of losing your virginity?

Were you one of those kids that ate their boogers or you just flicked them/rubbed them off on car seats?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How small is too small/how big is too big (TALKING BOUT SOME DICKKK)?

How much unprotected sex do you have?

When was the last time you did something nice for someone you don't know and what was it?

What is the craziest thing you have done while topless?

When is the last time you threw up?

If you could have any job in the world what would it be?

When is the last time you had genitalia near your mouth?

Ladies:Have you ever asked a guy out? Guys:Has a girl ever asked you out?

Yeah this is shit and I was really bored so if you do do this, tag me so I can read your answers because work blows and I'm not trying to do my homework. So anybody can do this. It's been mildly fun~