African dads do the absolute most!!!!
Ok so today I got a phone call from my dad (he still lives in Kenya) and let me tell you today I received a full on lecture African parent style. This was all because of some ”Radio lebanon” page I liked on Facebook in 2009 which only post memes some of you may know it.Ok so this is how the conversation went down
Dad: (Mad loud and accent madd thick) Hallo?!! Gloria! I hope you can hear me because I dont like the nonsense I see on Facebook
Me: (in my head) Wtf is wrong with this man now -_-
Dad: Ehhh! Why do you want to get involved with vitu za waarabu (Arabic things) Do you know thats how they convert you into Al shabaab, ISIS and all their terrorist behaviours. Thats how it starts!! Why do you want to disappoint me! After all the money I spent to take you to Australia you want to become involved in terrorist behaviors!!!! ( Yell yell yell yell, vent vent about how poor we were in Congo and Kenya, continue yelling,)
In the end he was like, You better be studying your books and delete that facebook, I dont want to see you on facebook anymore!!! *Angrily Hangs up*