Oct 20, 2014
First, a bit of background...
I am working on a novel about an Irishman during the American Civil War. He calls his wife 'banphrionsa', which means 'princess' in Irish. I call my friend's daughter my little banphrionsa and threaten to steal her (rather often).
So...this just happened:
Me: ::texting my friend:: still kidnapping my banphrionsa!
Autocorrect: No. No, stop. That's not a word. Clearly you are trying to type vampire groin. Yes, that's it. Vampire groin.