#barbi.mp3

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your fav fake woke billionaire white lady wrote a diss track in response to a charli xcx song about. checks my notes. being insecure around her. and. checks my notes again. the best insult she could come up with was. you’re gay? and i’m supposed to act like it was a major serve and not poorly masked lesbophobia. is it 2003 or something

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“i take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three” he’s so real for that

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“i can’t believe you like dad rock” i think there’s joy and value to be found in all genres of music. funky little monkey shes a twisted trickster

[miseria-fortes-viros]

genuinely upsets me that people herald that white woman as the greatest lyricist of all time for singing lines that a bunch of other people have already written meanwhile actual lyrical geniuses are barely even on the charts because most people can’t decipher meaning from anything that isn’t blatantly obvious

[miseria-fortes-viros]

grabs microphone. the killers received five grammy nominations for their debut album hot fuss but didn’t get shit, even though hot fuss was probably one of the biggest albums of the early 2000s and even now 20 years later we still know all the words to these songs, even if you’ve never—hey what the fuck give me that back GIVE IT TO ME—even if you’re unfamiliar with the killers and their debut album you know mr. brightside, somebody told me, all these things that i’ve done, smile like you—SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE—GLAMOROUS INDIE ROCK AND ROLL, YOUVE HEARD THEM YOU KNOW THEM THE KILLERS ARE CRITICALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED EVEN AFTER SHAPING AN ENTIRE DECADE OF CLUB AND ROCK MUSIC—

[miseria-fortes-viros]

that woman has never read hamlet

[miseria-fortes-viros]

so embarrassing when you realize a song you’ve been listening to is actually a cover. like why didnt anyone tell me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

one thing about me is i will have 56 nearly identical playlists