Mary: 'And how do you plan on us getting up there?' Pat: 'the straw...' Mary: 'the straw?' Pat: 'yep' Mary: 'care to expand on that plan?' Pat: 'well, we'll climb it. Then go for a smoothie swim and slide back down...' Mary: 'you know much about climbing straws then do you Pat?' Pat: 'well, I thought you could show me a thing or two, it will be just like back in your pole dancing days' Mary: '😠 hey, I only did that for a few weeks' Pat: 'I heard you were very... popular 😏' Mary: I'll have you know, pole dancing is a respected sport!' Pat: 'right, you go first then and I'll follow what you do...' Mary: 'I'm not flipping shimmying my way up the bloomin' straw!' Pat: 'would some background music help?' Mary: '😡😡😡' Pat: 'now is not the time to be shy Mary' Mary: 'PAT!' Pat: 'alright alright... I'll go first. But don't you go getting jealous. This body is capable of more than just jazz hands you know... 🐙🕺🏽' Mary: '🤦🏼♀️🙄🙄' #strawdancing #patgotmoves #bareblends @bareblends
