#bargarran

[lieinrestlessecstasy]

Candy Shop/Bargarran themed cup and saucer set!

[on-tuesday-last]

You know what to do. 

[sleepnomoreandihavebeendrinking]

Hair accoutrements by James.

Taxidermist.  Elevator operator.  Artiste. 

[lieinrestlessecstasy]

Surgery went super great! They found adhesions that were causing the pain so they fixed those and took a bunch of pictures of my insides. I have some great pictures of my reproductive organs. The surgeon [who I have a long rapport with] told me I am a beautiful young woman with beautiful insides. He said my uterus was the most beautiful he had ever seen. It was making me laugh so hard it hurt. It reminded me of Bargarran. Also I had no idea ovaries are white. Weird.

[thebloodybusiness]

Dear Miranda

(Miranda is the name that, two years ago, we were told was given to the Gallow Green/Heath elevator)

Miranda, honey, you know I love you, with your cranky, cantankerous groaning and your interminably slow movement. I've told you how I feel, and we've had our moments.

But if you left forever, I ain't gonna hate.

Love,

Cawdor.

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The reason I say this is, the GG/H elevator was down again last night, so they were using the main elevator from the street to ferry passengers. Which meant we went in via the stairs from the Manderley. It was a bit of a frenzy. No speech, just here's a mask now go go go!

And after some salt in a musty closet, what before my wondering eyes did appear? First loop Erik Abbot-Main Taxidermist-ing up a storm (literally, read on). He grabbed me instantly, which was weird to begin with because I was actually following Mariel's Lady Macduff. Technically I was just passing through, but he was like "NOPE. Don't think so. You'll be coming with me." OK. Sure. We walked into the bathroom, which apparently wasn't prepared yet, so he just made some sort of noise and then led me around the whole fourth floor like it was a walking tour of the neighborhood. It was awesome. He dumped me at the first rave, and directly after wiping blood off Ms. Bald Davis, I went right back to Taxi. He did weird things, man. Really weird, awesome things. He was really into just wrecking the graveyard, kicking up dust storms and playing with the light. I think he was doing hand puppets at one point but it was really hard to see. Because he made a dust storm.

Then he started collecting graveyard dirt and carefully carrying it back downstairs and playing with it for awhile. I think he made out with at least three animals. He stuffed skulls and things into other skulls, which I guess is Bargarran all day, right? Stuffing things? His conspiring with Tony's Speaks was top-notch too. They were clearly up to absolutely no good whatsoever. And they had some sort of plan.

The whole loop was just so weird. And wonderful. And funny, and tragic. Loved it. I want first loop Bargarran all the time. 

Other thing I loved so, so much: the death glares he shot to anyone who talked. I felt like if he had laser beam eyes, there would be some piles of ash all over the building for the cleaning crew to deal with. :)

Also: The Poulson-Wolfes are really so great. They have such a tense, awkward and toxic relationship as the Macbeths. I never see Joe and Isadora. I see the Macbeths, and I just want to try to explain to them that they should stop.

But they don't. They never do.

-C

[thebloodybusiness]

A gift for evenghostandhorse. Because who doesn't ship the Cunning Taxidermist?

Also, if you'd like a thing like this, SNM-related or maybe just a collection of oddities and curiosities, I am available to do these for hire, to your specifications (wherever possible, sometimes the found materials dictate exactly what can be done!). My prices will be far, far more reasonable than any you'd find elsewhere. Message me. We'll talk.

-C

[chadchronicles]

Jeff-garran takes his Turkey for a walk before stuffing him for the shop. Happy Thanksgiving! (h/t to bloodwillhavebloodtheysay for the orig photo)

[thebloodybusiness]

I...uhh...err...gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble squat.

-C