#bark reviews

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Dougal (dog from Magic Roundabout)

Possibly the most dog that has EVER been. Now this is a top tier specimen. The long, flowing locks! The round, inviting nose! The perfectly shaped head! The guileless smile that communicates the picture of childlike innocence! Oh, this is a dog's dog, alright. If I had to level one TINY critique... The eyes terrify me. If they were sweet little black beads of lovely, fathomless darkness this would be THE perfect design hands down no questions asked forever and ever. But as it stands now, they're just a wee bit unsettling. I almost touched perfection for a moment there. Thank you for your submission.

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Counterpoint

Anonymous user Scudlover I think we might have to agree to disagree on this Pablo Picasso-ass dog. He looks like he was made out of magazine clippings and is begging for death, pleading with its Mariah Carey eyes to release it from its suffering. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I can't help you.

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Scud (Sid's dog from Toy Story)

What the fuck is this thing. Hello. This isn't a dog. This is a threat.

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Dog review: Bull Terriers

Handsome fellows, stout of heart and proud of bearing! The fact that their eyes are so tiny compared to their big ol' head gives them an endearing, silly allure. Top tier pooch!

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Cerberus

THE GOODEST AND BEST BOY EVER. YES, HE IS. OH, YES HE IS.

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Chili dogs

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Borzoi Anon) I know for a fact there’s not any pictures of Borzoi wearing glasses online (I may have to fix this!) so instead of being another anon asking about dog breeds I’ll provide a fact: A borzoi once sang on stage with Pink Floyd! If you search Borzoi Pink Floyd on YouTube you’ll find videos. They sing very well. 10/10 talented.

SHE IS SO TALENTED... WHO IS SHE...