#barlai

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Sorry for sending an ask meme over a day after you reblogged it but!! 👄 for Bonnie, Rietta, AND Barlai! I couldn't choose just one v_v

👄 What is your OC’s smile like? Is it bright and wide, or thin and reserved? Does your OC wear any lipgloss or lipstick? Do they chew their lips?

Thank you for reminding me that I need to put the others on here though-

But as for each of them? Let me go over these three! Because god is there a lot for me to say about this autistic gothicc bimbo centaur, this smug and sassy shortstack vampire chef and this big bitchy bully ghost

Bonnie

As you can guess, Bonnie has the BRIGHTEST fucking smiles you could ask for! Ever her small ones are full of love and hope, and you can tell she pours her heart into it. But, when she’s really really happy, she does do a bit of a goofier smile- like, yknow how horses pull their lips back to show off all their teeth and gums? Bonnie does it too! Granted it’s silly and much, much cuter, but it’s still a thing she does! Because just because her face is human doesn’t mean she still doesn’t, yknow, have horse instincts!

And, as I’ve tried to show off with those sketches of her I did that are tacked to her bio, Bonnie wears black lipstick in her day to day life! It’s supposed to help with her goth vibes, but she also wears it because it makes her look cuter than normal! Her lips are naturally soft and plush though, so coating them just makes them look prettier. It also means that she has a tendency to get lipstick on the back of her teeth when she bites her lips sometimes, but she always gets time to reapply it! Same for when it ends up wearing off when she’s smooching a cutie ;)

Rietta

I’ve said this plenty of times before but Rietta has like. Smug cat vibes to the max when she can really get going. Other times, she has to put on a cutesy smile to try and get people to buy her goods; other times she’ll give her mischievous little grins and smirks to folks who deserve it. She also has tends to bare her fangs no matter what kind of smile she has, since it’s kind of just vampire nature to wanna show off your chompers! Her genuine, “I’m not prideful I’m really emotional in a good way” smiles are super precious though and if you ever see one of them, know you should treasure it and she treasures you.

Like Bonnie, she’s got lipstick on too! Granted I’ve been thinking about changing it from a generic gothic black to maybe some kind of dark blue? I want something that emphasizes that Rietta’s supposed to be different from the generic vampire but goes with her color scheme.

Barlai

Barlai is an absolute bitch. Her smiles are huge, her mouth is huge and her eye teeth (canines) are all meant to be huge—not just in an menacing way, but in a way that kinda looks goofy in the sense that they’re rounded down but still very large and still kinda sharp. (Her bites might also inflict some kinda status thing? I don’t fully remember!)

Given that her tongue is purple and that color carries over to her saliva and the rest of her, her smiles and smirks and grins all have a sort of air of “mean”, “I’m better than you and sexier too”, “I fucking love messing with people” and just emanate an absolute aura of big bad bully bitch energy. If she flashes any sort of smile at you, you better be worried if she hasn’t gotten to you already! And even if you’re on her good side? She’ll still probably have something planned for you (which might be good or bad depending on how you view her mischief and meanness)

And you know how I said that her tongue is purple? You’d prolly think that the same applies with her lips, right? Nope! She actually uses a special type of makeup meant for the undead to make sure that she’s got purple painting the rim of her smirks and sneers and smiles so she can tease you better with them! Also because, of course, theres nothing better than a big bitch of a bully marking you up and leaving several sorts of imprints on you >;3

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sometimes you need a fat ghost lady to stuff you lovingly and bully you so that you get super fat,,,

[massivemonsters-giantguts]

📖 how about some life advice from Barlai?

“You know how when you’re full and can’t eat anymore? The moment you feel not as full, keep stuffing your face! What does this gotta do with work? Nothing; it’d just make me feel better to see your fat ass stuffed and bloated.”

Barlai snickers wickedly as her grin turns wild, gut puffing out in a display of dominance. “And if that doesn’t work for you? Give all your food to me! It makes it much easier for when I don’ feel like pinning ya down and taking it from you.”

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Who do you tend to imagine your OCs with? Like are they usually paired with each other, yourself or random stand ins?

This is actually kind of a tough question?

I haven’t done any like… myself paired up with my ocs stuff since, well, they’re hot but I don’t go full horny or romance with them often.

I don’t use random stand ins often? Granted, my girl iyana’ll prolly eventually get around to trying (and failing) to date often but that’s mostly up to her. Otherwise, I only use random one offs for bullying shenanigans or if I wanna do a reader-ish insert thing like I did with Barlai and Bonnie once upon a Time.

As for actual like, pairings? Not too many of them between my ocs to be fair! There’s like, two canonically as of right now. My normal man and his spider wife )they’re not too important) and my mini giantess lady who’s the mayor of the town where a lot of my ocs life (her name’s Mitsuki she’s great) and her queer platonic succubus partner (Felora). They’re the mothers to one of my main ocs and they’re kinda! Together. They’re just them, though they’re legally put down as married in universe (it made adoption stuff easier)

Otherwise, there’s some pairing stuff with a friend’s ocs for three characters but besides that everyone else is kinda open and not in a relationship! Mostly because I’m more of a found family and “they’re platonic besties your honor” type of gal

So yeah you can go pretty crazy with pairings for my ocs! Or at least I think that’s the answer to your question

But. Yes, a lot of my ocs are open to dating and to be smooched

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man im such a cool writress lady

just wait until

i hit you all with this when i stop feeling like shit and get motivated to finish it lololol

ylall aint ready for

fat ghost shenangians

[massivemonsters-giantguts]

barlai! what's your favorite dessert? :3c

Barlai looks up from the large cake she's been demolishing, gulping down piece by piece as it vanishes into her tangible form. Swallowing the last slice in her mouth, she rolls her eyes.

"If it can fit into my mouth, it's gonna be fave. I want every dessert, you dumbass!"

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OCS:

Bonnie Mubridgen - Stupid Gothicc Horse!

Species: Centaur

Age: 27

Size: 7′7″ (feet) tall, 9′ (feet) long

Weight: 1584 lbs 

A silly and not too bright centaur woman, Bonnie lacks the pride, grace and... brains that one would expect of her race. Friendly and giddy, she goes one day at at time with a smile on her face and living an (ironically) positive gothic life! Though all her snacking and munching Bonnie indulges in  has softened her up, she’s still stronger than a horse and has plenty of love in her body! Just be careful that she only smothers you affection, and not with her plush tummies. 

Occupation: Hauls around objects and works an office job for a a big name company. 

Rietta Vink - 3 Vampiric Feet of Sass and Fat

Species: Vampire

Age: Late 50s

Weight: Roughly around 180 lbs.

A chonky ‘n gothicc prideful little lady that comes from a line of vampires who have been figuring out ways to satisfy monsters’ blood cravings as well as experimenting with fun ways for the meat tolerant species to enjoy blood based/mixed snacks without risk of falling ill—’with very high success. Having high skills as a chef and chocolatier along with power that comes with her richness ‘n legacy, her pride’s gotten the better of her ‘n caused her to gain a… few pounds from her own confections.

Occupation: Chef! 

While her sclera is black and she’s got echolocation, Rietta can manage being in the sunlight for an hour or two without eye protection and enjoys the taste of garlic. Due to her stature (height and status), she’s quite rude and snarky to almost everyone—though there’s certainly a lot of crudeness tainting the perfect image she tries to project.

She might not be scary or intimidating, but at the very least, you can stuff her mouth with something to put a (temporary) stop to her boasting and whining.

Barlai - Big Mean Ghost Bully

Species: Ghost

Age: 38+

Weight: Heavy as hell when solid. 

Having died a good few decades ago, to what she can’t recall, Barlai had changed immensely. Where others would want to better themselves and change their ways, Barlai, despite not remembering her past… Very much did the opposite, growing wicked, ruder and twisted with her newfound semi-invincibility. Also, she got fat. Very fat, to the point where her ethereal body matches her bloated ego. 

After some time wandering around, she ended up stumbling upon the Blakiris–a monster crime syndicate, run by a short cyclops that’s more rage than eye. Unfairly deciding to stick around the crime gang (much to their dismay, Barlai had found her first and only friend since her reawakening: a boney lich who, quite literally, is the only person to enjoy her company. 

With only one friend at her doughy side, she’s taken to annoying the hell out of the people around her, stuffing her face whenever she gets the chance, seeking out new chumps to play with and continuing to be a very, very horrible person. A shame for the folks around her, but hey; She’s living her best afterlife!

Occupation: Haunting the Blakiris Gang - Otherwise, completely untethered and unemployed. 

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barlai, you ever have to deal with any ghost hunters or exorcists?

Barlai sniggers at the sound - it's not a pleasant noise, but rather, something meant to drive fear into your bones. Her pudgy face darkens with an evil smirk as she reminisces on those encounters.

"Deal with? Sorta... Fucked them up and over? Hell yes!" She barks, fangs glinting as ripples go throughout her flab. "None of those chumps could do a thing to me. They tried to catch me, I spanked them, they failed and then I had some fun with them."

"Did y'know that someone being possessed can eat about, thrice as much as they normally can? Because believe me, I went even further beyond that!"

For emphasis, Barlai hefts up her doughy stomach and gives it a hardy jiggle! One could only imagine what happened to those poor people's waist lines...

"Don't worry, I didn't kill anyone; but they certainly ain't gonna be walking as well for a long, long while!~"