Errol: If me and Tyrone were both drowning, who would you save?
Basil: I don't know, both of you.
Errol: No. If you could only save one of us?
Basil: Well, I would probably save Tyrone because he can't swim and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.
Errol: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Basil: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Errol: It's a family heirloom.
Basil: I'm leaving.











