#barrol

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Errol: If me and Tyrone were both drowning, who would you save?

Basil: I don't know, both of you.

Errol: No. If you could only save one of us?

Basil: Well, I would probably save Tyrone because he can't swim and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Errol: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Basil: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Errol: It's a family heirloom.

Basil: I'm leaving.

[cinemaocd]

The second biggest acting stretch in this movie is Basil pretending to be worse at sword fighting than Errol.

[aikainkauna]

Texts from The Baz (not sorry).

(More Old Hollywood TFLN)

Bonus:

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Errol: [Kicks the door open, looking panicked]

Basil: What did you do?!

Errol: NOBODY DIED

Basil: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Errol: Hey, Basil.

Basil: 'Sup, bitch.

Errol: Stop.

Basil, raising an eyebrow: B i t c h

(Errol falls over with a shriek)

[incorrectoldhollywoodquotes]

Errol, after performing "That's What You Jolly Well Get": How's my singing?

Basil: It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.

Errol:

[cinemaocd]

THESE TWO

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❣Art Photography by Siddhartha