#barrydomjeans

[albertmasonry]

i really don't know what it is about that gifset of dutch in the braithwaite mission but like damn son. alright then. i understand dutchsexuals a little bit now.

wow valid. even i kinda get it. i can see where you’re coming from, manghoes!! 

but i have to ask... is the butt chin part of the appeal?

[turians]

You thought we were standing the HAMMERHEAD?????

(Beyonce???? gif voice) HAMMERHEAD???????

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES MAR LEAVE ME ALONE

[momiijisohma]

Hey lesbian, answer multiples of 5 (1 is a multiple of 5)

1. Name one way you break lesbian stereotypes?UHHHHHHHHHHH i dont break any sterotypes, im a fat mean hairy man hating dyke who avoids bras like the plague! oh but i guess i break the stereotype that lesbians were tom boys growing up?? i was. the ultimate girly girl. sdsfjhdughcrtgysdh5. Define love in 5 words or lessdo i look like i know what that is. 10. Do you want to get married?i wanna get gay married and live w my gay wife in our gay home w 5 gay cats15. Who’s your favorite lesbian character?HARUKA TENOH... THE LOVE OF MY LIFE... IDIOT EXTRAORDINAIRE 

20. Who was your first real life crush? JHFDVBCEUGTSRH it was in the first grade,,, her name was julie,,,, 25. Do you listen to any lesbian musicians?hayley kiyoko, mary lambert, sofya wang uhh i cant remember any others.... 

[turians]

thank you  @thecouncilwasright for tagging me in the spotify username meme!!

my spotify is attached to my facebook so i’m just gonna link y’all to the youtube videos of the songs i put together :]

Rules: Spell out your username using song titles and tag some friends.

Two Fux - Adam Lambert

Under Stars - Aurora

Raise Hell - Dorothy 

I Love It When You Cry - Steve Aoki and Moxie 

Alexis Texas - Cruel Youth

Nights With You - MØ (m Y GAYTHEM)

Staring at the Sun - Vanic

TAGGING: @thevetranyxs @rivaen @saiilormoon @barrydomjeans @celestialgoth @centali (pls don’t feel obligated to do this!)

[turians]

For that game I'm gonna send you the only three mutuals of yours I'm familiar with: me, Vicky, and kaidan B)

get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester

YOU because you are smart af in the biology department and hopefully i can absorb two (2) of your brain cells to help me along with MY school

get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours

@sheploo because i feel like 10 hours would be an adequate enough time for me to convince him that the mako is better than the hammerhead

get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds

@saiilormoon loves me and i would be her favorite new hire and she’d shower me with love and free chicken nuggets right vicky owo

[momiijisohma]

do four headcanons for 1) momiji and 2) yoosung

i JUST did momiji so im only doing yoosungie Headcanon A: realistichas a mommy kink Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarioushes the ultimate cat mom and ends up owning 15 of them (by accident)Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friendsno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.his ass is so fat and juicy he could probably break MY hips while i peg him 

[momiijisohma]

also do hcs for casey or josh [eyes emoji]

Headcanon A: realisticcasey lets his kids braid flowers and stuff into his hairjosh can sleep while sitting up with his eyes wide open Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilariouscasey owns one of those fun house mirrors that makes u look tallerjosh owns a wide variety of slutty shirts that he never gets to wear Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friendsnope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my nephews are perfectly happy all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.casey spends 2 hrs every morning flexing in front of the mirrorjosh sucks feet

[momiijisohma]

five things: justin mcelroy, black lipstick, a pair of tiddies, the concept of lesbians, and a butch goth

you had me at black lipstick whefhejbsjdhwbsu