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[strebcr-a]

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Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

[strebcr-a]

[From Bridget] "Oh these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.... a bomb factory."

"W-Why would you make food in a bomb factory? That's pretty unsafe if you ask me."

[strebcr-a]

😊 - It makes me happy to see you on my dashboard!

💛 - We don’t interact, but I’m trying to figure out a way for our muses to meet!

Positivity Meme!

Send in a symbol to let the mun know how you feel about them!

Ahhhh thank you so much :^D feel free to throw one of your funny little guys at mine anytime!! 😎👍✨️

[strebcr-a]

🌈 with either anton and or pizzelle :)

send 🌈 for a promo banner!

Here you I hope you like it :^D

[strebcr-a]

☆ - I admire you from afar, but I’m a bit intimidated by you. ♢ - You’re one of my favorite blogs. 

WHAT SAY YOU?

☆ - I admire you from afar, but I’m a bit intimidated by you.

♢ - You’re one of my favorite blogs.

Thank you so much :^D I promise I'm not someone to be intimated by. I promise you I don't bite!

[judasquinn]

[From Saffron] ❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

Jude shrugs, feeling rather neutral on the subject, but he decides to throw his two cents in.

“As long as you stick to your guns, that’s what matters. Doesn’t matter who agrees, ‘cause a lot of people won’t. You dig?” They’re asking if there’s any understanding between the two of them, hoping they think alike. They enjoyed having people who got them, who wouldn’t question or challenge them. A battle of the wits wasn’t something Jude enjoyed; he found it to be a waste of time.

“You know, people call me angry just because I stand up for myself and my beliefs. I’m not angry at all, I just wanna keep a good head on my shoulders. I think it’s a good trait to have, being assertive.”

[strebcr-a]

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

Thematic Headcanons

A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

As someone who learned to cook from a young age, Sterber knows the greatest love language out there in any form is cooking! After all love is stored in the nice home cooked meal!

[thebananwithaplan]

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He who Holds the Mic (Accepting)

They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head I'll give them stories to tell friends about the things I said They tell me I'm so humble, I say, "I'm turning red" They let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled They give so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me? Served on a silver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the façade Six feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd No matter what I make, they never see mistakes Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake They tell me they're below me, I act like I'm above, The people blend together, but I would be lost without their love Can you heal me? Have I gained too much? When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch Is there a real me? Pop the champagne, It hurts me just to think, and I don't do pain.