#bastard edition

[kocasoda]

the dream team invented bastardized found family. they’re all best friends they all despise each other they say they can only stand each other for the money but every single one of them is lying. arthur and eames won’t stop flirting ariadne completely gave up on being nice saito and yusuf are horrifically smug at all times and cobb is still as unhinged as they come. they’ve all probably killed each other in dreams before, they sell each other out for fun and they are all going to hell but they’ll do it as a family

[wingsofthenorth]

18, 33, 50 on the bastard asks meme?

18. Favourite accent to purposefully do a really bad version of? (I.e. shitty russian “leetle” vs standard english “little”, or french google translate “tiddies” etc) Already answered~ 33. Name a piece of media (film, series, book, music) that other people like to shit on but you ironically enjoy hmm... High school musical, Blown away, twilight and Caramelldansen xD 50. What song do you want people to play at your funeral? Wrong answers only Dumb ways to die xD Caramelldansen xD Boom Boom Boom!! (vengaboys)

[wingsofthenorth]

5, 19, and 39 :3c

5. Best cartoon villain? Ooohhh this is a hard one... I always loved Hades (disney version) , but recently I have also really liked Bill in gravity falls 19. What’s literally THE worst film you can think of that you actually like to watch? Well I have seen Sharknado and if that is not a clusterfuck then I don’t know what it xD Maybe Sharknado two? Also The VelociPastor is such a bad film but the badness made it really funny xD 39. Have you played the Sims? What’s the worst/funniest thing you’ve done in the Sims? hahaha I have played sims, sims 2, sims 3 and sims 4, all with different expansions xD I mean the worst is probably making a family and then slowly removing things in the house that they need to survive until they die? Also making someone go swim in the pull and then removing the ladder >:)

[journalisticintegrity]

You have to live in one of these 3 universes. What’s your choice: omegaverse, redacted is all the play on tv, or where every single advertisement on everything is a blown up photo of Harry styles with the words “bold femme” written on it as he stares at you directly in the eye

I have illegal streaming websites. Fuck [redacted] can play all it wants, I haven’t had cable in years you little shit

[journalisticintegrity]

What’s your fursona

Committing arson can’t talk rn :/