(whispers davidxbro for the ship thing bc. the first ship.)
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Both of them. Most likely Bro to do it first, leaving David to stand there and shake his head in disappointment/shame of having this doof for a bffsies/more than that. Because he’s just so childish.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
David. He would be the one to forget the cat was even there and then they’d hear a random meow sound off in the distance because wow that cat does not want to see some weird human mating ritual.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Both of them. They’d equally embarrass each other because they’re both swamped with razzi anyways so they don’t care.
who breaks the most phones
Idk, probably Bro because he’s dropped his in acid a few times.
Bro haha. He already has.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
David because he’s already got a sensitive tummy.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Probably both of them to some degree. David’s probably less likely to do something unless provoked while Bro would go at it all gung ho.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Bro, because he’s too much of a cuddler even when it’s too hot and he’d probably cling too much lmao.
who uses the computer most
That’s a toss up. Probably Bro because he’s always using his shades but David likely uses his all the time because of social media and such.
