#bat vn

[satan-was-a-himbo]

Poison, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Juliette.

Juliette: How did you do that without turning around?

Poison: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Juliette: Really?!

Poison: Yeah...

[alaindeservesbetter]

I’m constantly in awe and in love with the dorks that are this squad of gal pals 👯‍♀️

Andi is chaotic sapphic, Lorelai is lawful sapphic and Juliette is baby and I would die a thousand deaths for her dorky ass.

[satansangellover]

Reading Bat’s Route: I knew they would leave it on a cliffhanger on her revealing herself. HOWEVER, reading it made me so mad😂

[flu-shot]

[satan-was-a-himbo]

After That Aftermath

Nova: It is breaking and entering if you really think about it.

Juliette: A chonky dude with a white beard breaks into your house.

Andi: Like-

Juliette: Let me say it.

Andi: Go ahead...make me proud.

Juliette: Similar to Lebron James breaking you front door down saying "Want a sprite cranberry."

Andi: :loud wheezing:

Juliette: Or like the kool-aid man screaming "OH YEAHHHHHHH"

[flu-shot]

Juliette is really out here looking like a sweet boba blend of every baby gay white girl crush I had at age 14

[virenn]

“My full name is Batty McBatterson. My friends call me Juliette.”

So, when are we getting that Juliette romance?

[ramblingcj]

It just cracks me up that the reason Bat revealed her true identity is because she missed the boba party.

Like hides behind a computer screen at an undisclosed location, uses a male shaped suit with an emoji helmet and male pronouns. All to hide her identity. And what made her reveal herself was being pissed at missing the boba party.

It's just so..freaking overdramatic....lol....

I mean, Bat could've just gotten an emergency induction port and she'd be fine!