#batmanimagines

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imagine: you stayed up too late at night so batman let you take a nap with your head in his lap and he said awwww the little tootsy

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imagine: batman falls out of the batmobile and scrapes his knee. owwwwwwwwwww he cries. its okay because you pick him up and carry him to the batcave and put a bandaid on him. 🩹

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imagine: batman looking at you and your new boyfriend on a date from a roof with binoculars because he secretly misses you and wants you back

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imagine: hunger hurts…. and you want him so bad oh it kills

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imagine: your at a really fancy dinner. everyone was teasing you for not having a boyfriend, saying “no boyfriend yet?” you promised everyone that your real boyfriend who just lived in another city was coming but they didnt believe you. they still didnt believe you they laughed and said haha. suddenly the doors open and batman walks in. “sorry, im late…… i had to stop condiment man…..” everyone is so shocked! you run over and hug him even though he still has some ketchup on him. and he kisses you so passionately that everyone thinks youre the coolest ever

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imagine: batman is GAY???????????

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imagine: batmans pussy is stanky

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imagine: youre in your psychology class and there is a man in there who has serious villain behavior and your telling batman about your day and he hears about this guy and says “whats his name…. lemme at him y/n!” and you tell him its handlebar on account of his horrible mustache and batman calls up superman and they work together to put handlebar in the PHANTOM ZONE!!