My muse has died. Send ‘note’ for a goodbye letter my muse wrote to yours as a precaution, in case something, like it has, should happen
To My Good Ol Pal Nevermind,
Why the heck am I even writing you this letter? Right, here’s why. Harley Quinn. Two words. Say it out loud, I’ll wait.
Did ya say it? Good, okay. Well. If you’re reading this, it means I kicked the big one. I’m not really sure how it happened… maybe I made a bomb too big, or some good guy ain’t so good after all. Anyway, you’re a superzero right? And we’re pals? You oughta revenge avenge my death! Oh crap, you’re not an Avenger are you? Well, whatever! And you’d better not be laughing at this either. If you are, I’m gonna come back as a ghost and haunt you. I’ll knock over all your… books. Do you read books? No- I’ll break your tv! That’ll teach ya! Anyway, uh… yeah. It was actually pretty fun hanging out with you, even if you did get my name wrong. Sucks I won’t be seeing you around again, but hey, when you bite it I’ll throw you a big party! I’ll even bake you a big cake! Just make sure you get the guy that got me first. Unless it was my sweetie pie, you’d better not hurt him. I’m serious about breaking your tv.
-Harley Quinn (see, still two words)