Drive-Thru Shenanigans - Sidon x reader / Bazz x reader / Revali x reader
“You know those videos of women calling their boyfriends their husband at the drive through, to see their reactions? What would Sidon and Bazz’s (and you can add Revali for the Revali lovers!) reactions to their s/o casually referring to them as their husband in a conversation with someone?” - @rocklover719
i’m making this a drive-thru AU, because working for the ‘Siren’ for the past 3 1/2 years has taught me some things. i’m also combining all of these into one, because they’re short enough to fit in one post. so, let’s all pretend that Hyrule has a drive-thru restaurant (or a specific café chain) for like 10 minutes max.
enjoy <3
y/n - your name
SIDON
you’ve pulled up to the speaker
“Hi, I would like…?”
you turn to Sidon
“What would you like?”
and he tells you
“And my husband would like…?”
‘Husband?’
they tell you the total
and you’re waiting to pull up to the window
Sidon’s got a cheeky grin smeared across his face
“Did you just… call me your husband?”
“Yeah, what about it?”
“What about it? Oh ho ho, I can play this game.”
you pull up to the window
you’re making your transaction
and they’re handing out your items
“Thank you so much!”
and Sidon leans over your lap to speak to the person in the window
“And can my [wife/husband/partner] have a straw, please? [They’re] prone to spilling [their] drink when driving without one.”
Sidon knows you so well
and he knows he’s embarrassed you a bit
he giggles silently as the person in the window hands you a straw
“Have a nice day!”
and off you go
“Did you really have to do that, Sidon?”
“Oh absolutely, y/n. You know I can’t pass up an opportunity to watch you blush.”
BAZZ
you’ve got your order down
“Hello! Can I please have…”
and you turn to Bazz
“What do you want, Bazz?”
and he tells you
“And my husband will have…”
Bazz freezes
‘Husband? Husband?! HUSBAND?!??’
you’ve got your total and you’re next up for the window
“You cannot do that, y/n!!”
“What?”
“You just— you—”
he exhales deeply
you see how flustered he is
and it’s ADORABLE
“Bazz, are you alright?”
and he nods slowly, smiling slightly with embarrassment
“Mhm…”
you pull up to the window
you’ve done your transaction and you’ve been handed your items
Bazz is silent
“Bazz? Seriously, are you okay? I’m sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry, y/n. Please. That was just… very unexpected. And, umm… I found it… quite attractive.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, umm… I’d really like to go home now, please.”
REVALI
it was your day to treat yourselves
and Revali’s basking in the glory of being Passenger Princess
you pull up to the speaker box and you’re greeted with a friendly voice
“Hi! Can I please get…”
and you already know Revali’s order by heart
“And can my husband ha—”
“Hhhhold on…WHAT?”
and you just laugh
“I’m not your husband!”
and you hear a giggle from the speaker box
“Is that Revali? Don’t worry, I’ve got that order memorized. We’ll see you up here.”
and you pull up
“Revali, it was just a joke! Chill out!”
“I know it was a joke. And that’s not the problem. Today, I’m Passenger Princess. You know this! WE MADE AN AGREEMENT, Y/N!!”
and you’re laughing way too hard now
you get to the window
and you calm yourself as best as you can
“I am soooo sorry. I referred to him as my husband. He is not my husband. He is THE Passenger Princess, and he wanted me to correct myself for you.”
and he is smiling
“That would be correct! Thank you!!”
the person in the window is DYING with laughter
you’ve got your transaction done and you’ve got your items
“I hope you and THE Passenger Princess have the best day ever! We’ll see you soon!”
“bro im so pumped i will singlehandedly supply AT LEAST a week of reqs for rainy days don't try me
to start us off: sidon (and bazz 😌) fatherhood momence :) assuming we've adopted bc i still haven't worked out my zora anatomy hcs lol. ofc by the time the kid is school age poor y/n is gonna be like 50 but you can either ignore that or work it in as you please! i'm curious ab ur take on zora childhood milestones etc :)” - @mantaphase
and i’m back with a Bazz headcanon!! i will NEVER get tired of writing for him <3
enjoy!! <333
(Sidon can be found here)
Bazz loves the idea of having children with you
he’s dreamt about it for such a long time
but he knows that Zora/Hylian reproduction wouldn’t work
you two talk about it daily
“You know I want nothing more than to have a family with you, right?”
you two decide adoption is the best route to go
and you’re both so happy with this decision
you both adopt a Zora egg
and it’s the smallest one you’ve ever seen
you’ve never seen Bazz be so gentle with ANYTHING
and here he is, cradling this egg with so much love
you’re sure to place it in water for when it hatches
and Bazz is always checking in
about a month of so after adopting, the egg hatches
Bazz squeals with delight
he’s so attentive
even when he’s supposed to be working, he’ll come home and check in with you and the baby
“How can I not come see my little family in the middle of the day?”
after he arrives home, he’s sure to tell you all about his day
he even has stories ready for your little one
it’s the same for about a year or two
and everyday, he has more exciting stories
once your child reaches the metamorphosis stage, Bazz stays home from work to help around the house
he knows how insane things can be
and mainly because he did help take care of Dunma when Rivan needed help
it happens so quickly
and soon enough, you’re teaching your baby to walk, talk, etc.
Bazz is adamant about taking the baby to work with him when he does surveys
that way you can get a break
and so he can teach your little one some really cool Zora Guard stuff
it’s nice to get a day to yourself
he comes home with your little one smiling fin to fin
“Guess what we learned today?”
he sets [them] down, and [they] stumble over to you
“I’m sorry that we were away when [they] took their first steps. I wasn’t expecting it so soon.”
“It’s alright, Bazz. We can’t control these things. I’m just happy you’re both safe and sound here at home now.”
Bazz hugs you tightly
years go by
nothing seems to change except their coordination and skills
Bazz takes [them] on surveys quite a bit
and he’s always trying to teach [them] guard techniques for fighting
these two bring you nothing but pure joy
and you can’t wait for your little one’s next stage in life
once [they] hit age 20, [they] start school
Bazz picks them up EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
with the exception of the times he cannot seem to get out of work
he’ll bring [them] to work as much as he can
and your little one ends up having the WHOLE Zora guard helping [them] with homework
the Big Bad Bazz Brigade bringing up yet another child together
Dunma and your child definitely bond over this
and you’re so thrilled to have an entire community to help you if you need some time to yourself
“Hello!! i know requests are closed but i am writing this before i forget! Can we get a bazz x zora reader?? just general relationship headcanons! Thats it!
Take care Op and dont feel pressured to answer this! <<33” - anon
hECK YES!!!! and no worries, because i HAVE to save the requests involving Bazz. big BIG thank you for @rocklover719 for making me OBSESSED with this man. i would do ANYTHING for him, and i need everyone to know that. i need him to feel as loved and supported as Sidon. he deserves a fan club.
you all know i normally write for a Hylian/Gerudo!reader, but i LOVE when i get Zora!reader requests. expect this to be a little different from i’ve written for Bazz. he’s still a ‘put together’ mess, let’s be real… but with less… ✨anxiety✨
enjoy <333
Bazz has always had a crush on you
and there’s no denying it
you can kind of tell by the way he looks at you
he’s very chatty with you as well
and though you’ve both known each other for a while
he still loves hearing about your interests
he’s busy with work most of the time
but he makes time for you
“Bazz, what are you doing here?”
“Am I not allowed to come see my favorite Zora before heading on a survey?”
because you’re a Zora, he’s not as nervous to court you
and he may even appreciate a little PDA every now-and-then
Seggin’s just as harsh about Bazz asking for dating advice as he would be if you were a Hylian/Gerudo
because let’s be honest, that old man is BRUTAL AND SAVAGE
but he’s ultimately happy that Bazz found someone that loves and cherishes him for the Zora he is
Seggin will let him know that
Bazz loves swimming with you
and one of his favorite things to do is race down Zora’s River with you by his side
he lets you win a lot of the time
and diving into the reservoir from Shatterback Point is a must
unless you’re scared of heights
because he’d NEVER want you to feel scared/anxious
(Gruve would be disappointed, but that’s not important)
Bazz is extremely boastful when it comes to you
and when he officially starts dating you, he’s CONSTANTLY talking about you
he wants everyone to know how special you are to him
and how lucky he is to have you
he’s so sentimental and soft when you’re alone
and even in public on the rare occasion
you bring out sides of him no one knew existed
and even the Zora Guard is seeing their captain in a new way
but don’t worry, he’s still just as stern with the guard as he’s always been
this man holds SO MUCH love for you in his heart
he stumbles over his words sometimes when he’s admiring you
and OH does he get embarrassed
his cheeks turns a bright shade of salmon pink
and he gives you the shyest smile
wrapping you in his arms at the end of a long day makes all of his stress melt away
“Possibly NSFW, but could keep it SFW if you wanted! How do you think Sidon/Bazz would behave during a period of time of trying for a baby with y/n? Do you think Zora get more protective and primal over a mate during that time? Would they go into a heat? I can just imagine them pacing outside the bathroom while y/n takes another pregnancy test lol” - @rocklover719
slightly nsfw, so marking this one as 18+, just incase
i tried to write this one as gender neutral as possible, but.... babies come from somewhere, ya know?
i had a LOT of feelings for Bazz with this one, like most of the Bazz requests that are sent. enjoy <3
(Sidon can be found here)
y/n - your name
another pregnancy test
negative
you sigh as you throw in the garbage bin
what started as a scare quickly became MONTHS of planning conception
tracking every single cycle you had with intensity
you’d even changed your diet and routines a bit to help
but
nothing
even with the constant amount of sex
still nothing
Bazz is pacing just outside
“Y/n? May I come in?”
you open the door and frown
“Again?”
and you nod
“Oh, y/n…”
he wraps his arms around you
and that’s when the tears come
“Hey, hey… It’ll happen.”
“But what if it doesn’t, Bazz?”
he takes a deep breath
“Relax, darling. You know stressing yourself out is only going to make it more difficult.”
“I know, but…”
you’re sobbing at this point
“But it’s so difficult not to be stressed when we’re trying so hard!”
Bazz holds you so close
rubbing your back so gently
“Then maybe we shouldn’t try so hard.”
“What?”
Bazz gives you the sweetest smile
“You’re stressed. And I really hate to assume this, but I’m starting to think you’re thinking of this as a chore. Let’s just have fun with it. Let’s let loose and let things happen.”
it’s odd to hear him say this
he’s usually one for plans and preciseness
but maybe he has a point
you were VERY stressed from the constant planning and timing of things
you take a deep breath
“Y/n, I want nothing more than to start a family with you; to hear the pitter patter of our young running around our home. I want this. And you want this. It’s an exciting thought, so let’s have fun with this little ‘creative’ process! Besides, we weren’t trying when all of this started, were we?”
over the next few weeks, you stop stressing about all the small things
Bazz has definitely helped you to let loose and relax
“Would you want to… try again?”
and your eyes light up
“We don’t have to, of course. I just thought since you were in that window of opportunity… we may have a higher chance of conceiving.”
of course you’re all for it
he takes your hand in his
kissing your fingers and knuckles before leading you into the bedroom
he’s so tender and soft
something he’s usually not when trying to bed you
when the two of you have finished, you both lay there for a moment
Bazz holding you in his arms
he smiles at you
“I have a good feeling about this, y/n.”
a few more weeks go by
and you’re still trying
just incase
you take another test
because you want to check
though nothing seems out of the ordinary
Bazz is home from work, preparing lunch for you both
and you peek at the test after a few minutes
“Bazz?!”
he sets down whatever he’s holding and quickly makes his way to the bathroom
seeing the look of utter shock on your face, he knows something is up
and you show him the pregnancy test
positive
he looks at you
back at the test
and then back at you
“Is this… is this real?”
and you nod
tears are quickly forming in both your eyes
and he’s smiling ever-so-sweetly
“Y/n…”
oh how this man holds you
kissing you so passionately
“I…”
he’s trying so hard to form a sentence though the tears
“What happens is Muzu catches Y/N making out with Sidon or Bazz? Like they were having a private moment in their office and everybody’s faaavorite Royal Advisor needed signatures for paperwork and walks into smoochville!” - @rocklover719
once again dropping this BEAUTIFUL request for our boy Bazz <3
enjoy <333
(Sidon can be found here)
y/n - your name
tw: ‘adult theme’ suggested, take caution
Bazz is one of the most professional people you know
and him even letting you into his office is a rarity
but he did
he promised to have lunch with you
and with it being a dreary, rainy day
he figured it would be best to eat inside for once
his office is tidy
cute even
there’s a picture of you on his desk
and it gives you such a cheeky grin
this man is clearly obsessed with you
you both sit at his desk eating lunch
chatting away about evening plans
after lunch, you’re still there
he’s deciding whether or not to continue on the paperwork now or later
but his attention is elsewhere
it’s on you
“You know… I’m still feeling a bit… peckish.”
“Hmm?”
and he invites you to sit on his desk
and you do
he stands up and kisses your cheek
“You know… everyone else is… on guard duty…”
you get a small peck on the lips
“And we have the entire office… to ourselves…”
his face is so close to yours
and you’d know how he’s feeling from that smirk he gives you alone
“What do you say we… have a little fun?”
“Aren’t you supposed to be working?”
and he chuckles
“I’m still on lunch.”
and slowly he presses his lips to yours
things intensify over a minute or two
and again
you’re still wondering why he’s allowing himself to act like this… at work
and then the door creaks open
“Captain Bazz, I need these papers signed and dated for Prince Si— BAZZ!”
and Bazz has never let go of you so quickly
he is terrified
and obviously feeling violated
“I—”
he takes a moment to breathe
“I will get right on that. Thank you, Muzu…”
and Muzu walks away slowly with a confused grimace
Bazz sits back down after taking the papers
he’s in total shock
and you giggle slightly
“Are you alright, Bazz?”
“I think?”
he silent for a moment, still trying to calm down
“I need to finish… these. You should go… and we can continue… that… at home…uninterrupted…”
“Could we get some NSFW headcanons for our Zora boys, Bazz and Sidon? Things like what are they like in rut/heat? Are they dominant/submissive? Any particular kinks/behaviors in bed? Are they gentle or rough?” - @rocklover719
clearly, this is an 18+ post, so… y’all know the drill
view at your own risk (minors dni w/ this one)
i hope you enjoy <3
(Sidon)
y/n - your name
tw: sexual activities (clearly indicated in request)
(activities + aftercare)
Bazz is very gentle toward you in general
and he’s quite soft in a private setting
but he cannot be around you during his ruts
unless
unless you’re willing to go all the way with him
even a glimpse of you can cause his mind to go wild
and he let’s you know this
“You don’t know how badly I want you, y/n.”
and if that’s something you’re up for, he wants to double check
“I… I REALLY don’t want to hurt you, y/n. And I can’t make any promises. Are you SURE this is something you’re up for?”
and you nod
if you’re in public, he quickly escorts you home as professionally as he can
and as soon as you’re out of the public’s view
he’s all. over. you.
he leaves a trail of kisses all over your face and neck
“You look incredible, my darling.”
but they quickly turn into ‘love bites’ and nibbles once he gets past your jawline
he’s quick to carry you to the bedroom
he puts you on the bed and gazes at your figure
and he’s filled with lust
soon enough he’s on top of you
intensely kissing you
feeling the curves of your body
he gives you a sly smile before squeezing your inner thigh
he loves teasing you
and you’re whining already
he bites his lip at your sounds
he’s got you so wound up
and he hasn’t even gotten you undressed yet
“You’re gonna have to beg for it, sweetheart.”
little by little, he helps you undress yourself
and then he’s right back to teasing you
you’re begging for him
“Well, aren’t you a needy little guppy…”
he kisses you with so much fervor
and he leaves another trail of kisses all the way down your body
he reaches your sex and teases you with little pecks before putting your legs on his shoulders
and he takes you in his mouth, his tongue only intensifying your pleasure
gripping your hips so tightly
the moans that escape you are fueling the flame within him
and he wants you
“Y/n, I need you.”
and you give him a quick nod to let him know you’re ready
slowly, he guides himself into you
letting out a low moan, almost growling
and he’s clenching his jaw
his thrusts start out slow
but quickly becomes more aggressive
his grip on you tightens
“Oh, y/n…”
and his eyes are locked on yours
he tugs on your hair a bit
and he’s almost drooling from the ecstasy
those little nibbles turn into bites
because he simply can’t help himself
he grins when you finish before him
“Couldn’t wait for me, huh?”
he finishes just after you
spilling his seed where you desire
because your compliance should be rewarded with a say in the matter
you’re both lying there
coming down from the high
and after gaining some sort of sensibility, Bazz helps you get cleaned up
he crawls back into bed with you, holding you so so close
“Are you feeling okay?”
he lets you snuggle in close
and he rubs your back for comfort
“You were outstanding, y/n. And please know that I love and cherish you more than words can say. Do you need anything? Some water, maybe?”
and if you need ANYTHING, he’s on it
“Don’t lift a finger, my darling. You’ve done more than enough. I’ll be right back.”
he brings you water and anything else you may need
and he gets back into bed with you and kisses your cheek
“one of my big love languages is gift giving, i also like making the gifts when i feel confident enough in my skills or customizing them when im not. another request, mostly for sidon but maybe bazz too, if giving a handmade gift.
as prince, i feel like sidon would prolly never receive a handmade gift from anyone other than dento ( for obvious reasons ) or maybe mipha in the past. i think he would love it so so much. some stuff i would of making / gifting him/them would be a cape, a new cravet, hell even a friendship bracelet.
i feel like it would be something uncommon for bazz as well. as captian, he prolly only got attempted "bribe gifts" or a store bought gift from his father or the brigade.
( i feel like rivan would save his cute little handmade gifts for dunma and gaddison seems a bit to involved in her work to hand make a gift for just a friend, she would certainly buy one every once n a while but making one seems to time consuming for her.)
TIA <3” - @millie-berra
FINALLY GETTING TO POST BAZZ!!!! this man would be bribed so much with little store bought gifts and trinkets, and i think the only few who would give him something special would be Rivan (with the help of little Dunma) and Sidon. i hope you enjoy this one!!! <3
y/n - your name
most of the gifts Bazz receives are store bought
with the one exception of a very quirky paperweight Dunma made when she was little
Rivan had asked her to make something for Bazz on one of his birthdays forever ago
and of course that decorated piece of coral has seen better days
but Bazz adores it
his birthday was coming up
and you really wanted to give him something special
you go around asking the Zora guard what he likes the best
even though you already know the answer to that
“He’s always talking about how much he loves going on surveys around Toto Lake.”
“He recently mentioned something about wanting to take his lunch break by the falls that overlook the Akkala region.”
and then you had an idea
‘a lunch bag’
you search your entire place for fabric, old clothes, old bags… anything you could use, really
and you piece together something rather quickly
hours pass
you’re sewing away, stitching together the insulated lining
once you have everything sewn together, you add a strap and a button
and then you’re off to find packaging
you run into Bazz on your way to the market
and he’s more than happy to see you
“Are you excited for your birthday?”
and he smiles
“I have quite a few things to do work wise, but I am excited to go on this survey I planned. I thought it would be a great way to spend the day.”
you head back home to wrap up this gift
and it looks so neatly packaged
later, once you know Bazz is off from work, you go to visit him at home
he answers your knocking with a cheerful grin
“Twice in a day I get to see you! And to what do I owe this pleasure?”
“I brought something for you!”
you hand him his gift
and he takes it with gratitude
“Your birthday’s coming up, and I wanted to make you something special.”
he invites you in and he opens the gift
“A bag?”
“A lunch bag!”
he smiles oh so brightly
“You have no idea how much this means to me, y/n. Now I can eat my lunch at my favorite spot in the domain. Thank you!”
“Of course, Bazz!”
he hangs up the bag close to the kitchen
“Speaking of… would you like to join me on my survey then? I’d love your company on my ‘special’ day.”
“How about an imagine about Sidon/Bazz being curious about nail painting? Like say Y/N is painting their nails but the boys are confused why they can’t do anything until their nails dry, cue the conversation between human/Hylian nails and Zora claws!” - @rocklover719
MY BBY!! MY BOY!!!! Rocky, you have made me adore Bazz more than i ever thought i would. i am a SIMP for these amphibious fish-like creatures :’)
i hope you enjoy!! <333
y/n - your name
there you are
painting another coat onto your nails
Bazz isn’t really paying attention
he’s more excited that you’re joining him for a training session today
he places a hand on your shoulder
“Are you ready to go?”
and you look up at him
“Actually, I need a little bit. I’m sorry.”
“Oh… well, okay. May I ask why?”
“I just need my nails to dry.”
Bazz tilts his head to the side, giving you a look of confusion
“What?”
he glances at your freshly painted nails
“They aren’t normally that color, right?”
you giggle
“Do you like them? I painted them!”
he sits down beside you and closely examines them
“I love them, y/n.”
he’s a bit impatient, but he’s willing to wait with you
to pass the time, you both talk
and he’s going on and on about how excited he is to train with you
“I was thinking we should start simple...”
he goes on about how he wants this training session with you to go
and after a bit, you were ready to head out
Bazz carries himself differently
he has more pep in his step
he’s SO excited for you to join him
once you arrive to the training grounds, he hands you a spear
“Ready?”
and there you two are
going head to head
but Bazz seems distracted
and he is
he’s looking at your nails
and instead of ‘teaching him a lesson’
you pull back
“Bazz, is something wrong?”
“Sorry, I just can’t help but notice how your nails shine in the sunlight.”
and then it hits him
“Wait… if that distracts me, then… how do you think it would distract my guards?”
