#bbs headcannons

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okay i requested something already but if you could, terrornoss or terrormoo? ily!

Terrornoss

-Talk about disaster couples; these two take the cake.

-They definitely have skype/facetime dates when Evan goes on tour, and Brian will genuinely admit that he misses Evan (even if his boyfriend teases him about it).

-They are a sporty, competitive duo; they play tennis, they ski, they play soccer ("It's football, Evan! The original football!") and always try to one up each other

-Evan will bring Brian out on the rink for a cute ice skating date, but the second Brian puts on the knife shoes and steps onto the ice, he's like a newborn deer. More than once has Evan saved his partner from cracking his skull or breaking his teeth on the rink

-Brian likes Evan hair longer, and regularly compliments him just to see his boyfriend get all flustered. He notices that Evan plays with the ends of his curls, usually when he's trying to write music and it delights the Irishman to no end

-Brian usually drinks coffee for breakfast, and Evan usually eats leftover pizza- so they really only get together for meals for lunch or dinner

-Brian cannot teach Evan how to play Mario Kart. It is hopeless. No one can teach Evan how to play Mario Kart.

Terrormoo

-When Brian's angry, it's loud and quick to boil over and usually just as quick to leave- like a volcano. He erupts, but then he's fine. When Brock's angry, truly angry, it's a very calm rage that honestly terrifies Brian, and he has to go into instant supportive boyfriend mode and give his man space before anything escalates

-Brian calls Brock his 'hubby' every chance he gets, and Brock always kind of rolls his eyes but there's a fondness there that makes Brian's heart swell

-They're the type of couple to split a milkshake with two straws and live up to romantic clichés, but they both like it- so who cares as long as they're happy?

-Brock hums or sings quietly whenever he's cleaning or doing yardwork, gardening and the like- and Brian is absolutely obsessed with it. Brock's voice is so soft and crooning, it's like an instant stress reliever for Brian

-These two definitely go on dates as if they were teenagers; laser tag, go karts, arcades, bowling- you name it. They love acting like kids again and will never, ever stop

-Brian once tried to be romantic and dress up like cupid for Valentine's day, but all he managed to do was rip up one of their sheets for a costume and shoot an arrow through their bedroom window

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Moo Rarepair HCs!!

Wrote some headcannons for my moo lovin pals, so enjoy! Moocat (Wildcat/Moo) -Every stolen execution in COD is another night spent on the couch. Tyler once spent a week straight on the couch and did not learn his lesson -Brock does not have the heart to tell his boyfriend that his energy drink line tastes like ass, and regularly sneaks redbulls into his office instead -Brock does love the Wildcast though, and while he doesn't feel like he would be interesting on the show, Tyler reassures the man he would love to have him on -Did I mention they're a Thanksgiving couple? Probably go all out each year, spending way too much on a way too big turkey and making more pies than anyone would ever eat -Brock absolutely spoils Kino- he got more Christmas presents than Tyler did, actually, and no, Tyler still isn't over it -They share shirts and hoodies like it's their own clothes- their closet is too jumbled to really even separate their clothes anymore -Tyler loves to be little spoon and gives his boyfriend the puppy dog eyes until he gets his way (and it always works too) -Brock always gets kinda whiny whenever Tyler has to leave for cons and events- he's usually not a complainer, but Brock's a homebody and Tyler leaving makes him kinda anxious. Tyler calls and sends snapchats frequently, and always picks up a gift for his boyfriend on his travels Moosey Mexican (Max/Moo) -They are the couple that has matching ugly christmas sweaters, his and her matching everything; they are corny and cutesy and it is adorable -Max will always shout "Honey, I'm home!" whenever he gets back from the store, and it never fails to put a smile on Brock's face -They're married; little barn wedding in the summer with all their friends and family. They got married at sunset and danced to La Vie En Rose while the frogs and crickets chirped faintly in the background. Now I wanna write their wedding what the fuck -They're the couple that comes over with a lasagna for their neighbors and they buy out all of the girl scouts of their cookies -They grocery shop together, and Max always wanders off because he loves to see the smile bloom on Brock's face when he spots him across the store -Max is the kinda guy to lay down his coat in a puddle for his date to walk over. He did it once with Brock and absolutely ruined his coat -THEY KISS IN THE RAAAAIN THEY KISS IN THE RAIN LIKE ITS A FREAKING ROM-COM -Disneyland vacations once a year; they're big dorks and buy matching mickey ears -Brock collects salt and pepper shakers, and he was kind of embarrased at first but Max thinks its the coolest thing and even built him a display case to show them all off Delimoo (Delirious/Moo) -Punklirious is the only delirious -Brock likes playing with Jon's piercings- and ends up buying him cute earrings whenever he finds them. Jon absolutely adores the little cheeseburger studs Brock bought for him for his birthday -I'm imagining Jon with shaggy black hair, and Brock loves to braid little flowers into it during the summer when their garden is in bloom -Brock did not get Jon onto a normal sleeping schedule- quite the opposite, because Jon has dragged his boyfriend into the depths of insomniatic hell and now they stay up till 4 am watching crappy netflix specials together -Brock is b i  g spoon -Delirious cant cook for shit but he can bake, and loves making Brock pies and cakes and cookies galore. Their friends are all pretty jealous -They sing way too loud in their car when the radio's blaring, and Jon usually forgets the words but he makes up for it in enthusiasm. -Jon loves Halloween for obvious reasons, and usually convinces Brock to do a couple's costume with him (Last year they went as Woody and Buzz, and it was actually pretty cute) -The puns. Jon laughs at every single bad dad joke his boyfriend tells, and Brock might blush at the attention but he's always so happy to know Jon thinks he's funny Septimoo (Jack/Moo) -GIMME SOME PUNK JACK WHO GUYS BY HE/THEY BECAUSE FUCK GENDER -Brock happily painting his boyfriend's nails and doing his eyeliner- Jack still can't get over having stuff near his eyes, so he always asks Brock to do it for him (which he happily does) -Jack will go out without a jacket and they get cold, like an idiot- but Brock is always happy to lend his joyfriend his jacket, even if it is a little big on Sean (Brock has some shoulders, what can you do?) -Brock just likes to lift his partner up- he used to move pianos, he's not afraid of some 5'twink with a bark worse than their bite (and Jack usually shrieks when they realize how far off the ground they are) -They feed each other candy and snacks when they're at the movies and drink a milkshake with 2 straws and it's c u t e  goddamit (the milkshake is strawberry or chocolate) -Jack's not much of a sports guy but he likes to see Brock get so excited over rugby and football, even encourages him to join the neighborhood team (and no, it's not just because Sean wants to see Brock in a uniform and football gear, no sirree) -Sean probably didn't believe Brock when he warned him not to play Maio Kart with Brian, but Sean truly has seen the error of his ways and is never touching his switch again after that -Brock never really liked coffee, but then he got a boyfriend who was addicted to coffee, and now he likes coffee (black, because it's the only way to drink coffee fight me on that) -Jack taking Brock to all the movie premieres he gets to go to, and they're both all snazzed up in nice suits and Brock's suit is a little tight around the shoulders because he's pretty broad, and Jack find themselves looking at their boyfriend's arms instead of the movie -Christmas is their holiday, enough said

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If you haven't done it yet, Terrornoss

Terrornoss Pt II

-Evan hates silence- maybe he's developed tinnitus over the years with his music, or maybe it just makes him anxious. He used to just leave the radio on while he slept for noise, but once Brian moved in he was gifted a white noise machine and now he sleeps soundly (especially when his boyfriend decides to join him for bed)

-Evan has gone to extreme lengths to make Brian snort- and he's learned exactly what to do to get the Irishman to that point, and abuses his power for evil

-They're both bi babes, and have come out on social media to defend their sexualities, even though it's really no one's business but their own

-They have a pegboard dedicates to the many, many hats they own; between Brian's snapbacks and Evan's baseball caps, they're swimming in hats (and yes, they steal each other's frequently and without remorse)

-Evan does not like Brian's shitty taste in beer, but he will drink it to make Brian angry (and Evan thinks Brian is ten times hotter when he's angry)

-They're definitely a schoolyard crush kind of couple, who throw bark chips at each other and push each other on the playground

-Brian'll reach over and link their pinkies together if he's feeling nervous (especially in elevators, he h a t e s heights). Evan always makes sure to pull Brian just a little bit closer and try to soothe his anxiety before it overflows

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Daithi de terroriser?

Daithi De Terroriser

-They both make fun of each other for saying things with an Irish accent, even though they're both fucking Irish

-Tol boyfriends that can share each others clothes and do so mercilessly; Nogla always claims that Brian's clothes smell like him, and thinks its a good enough reason to steal them (it is)

-Brian is a needy sonofabitch, and will gladly plop his ass down right on Nogla's lap when he's feeling affectionate

-Brian likes to sing when he cooks- it's really the only time David gets to hear him sing, and he'll sit on the kitchen counter and dreamily stare at his boyfriend while he preps dinner

-"Maybe we can convince Jackseptic eye t'join us fer an Irish treesome."

-It just kind of hits Brian one night when they're folding laundry that shit, he wants to marry this guy and Brian stays up all night planning the perfect proposal

-David has to bribe his boyfriend into going to the doctor and the dentist- both of those places terrify Brian, so he really has to sweeten the deal in order to get Brian to go, and even then he'll hold Brian's hand the whole time

-Now that they're dating, everyone straight up refuses to play mario kart with the pair- and for good reason, they're more evil as a team

-"I love you."

"I love you more."

"I love you most."

"SEE THAT'S NOT FAIR."

-They probably kiss at stop lights while they wait for the light to turn red

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psttt, how 'bout some VanOhm?

VANOHM

-They are bastards. Everyone thinks they're the innocent ones of the group, but they are wrong

-Don't get me wrong, they are super cute and lovey dovey with each other, but they're both chaotic disasters and it's dangerous

-Ohm tries to get up early and make breakfast for them, but he's always pulled back to bed by a rather bleary Evan who doesn't want his heater of a boyfriend to leave

-Evan will come up to Ohm when he's streaming and put his chin on Ohm's shoulder, and ask what he's playing and just likes to watch Ohm have fun- it's pretty cute

-I'm voting them most likely to sneak off during a party and either makeout in the closet or set something on fire, either or

-Ohm got Evan and him matching bunny and owl mugs, and Evan uses his for every drink

-They probably have too many fairy lights in their bedroom, it might be a fire hazard

-Ohm will go to every Rynx concert he can, and he plays Evan's songs everytime he goes to the gym or goes for a run (Evan always gets kinda shy when Ohm tells him how amazing his music is)

-They both are asshole to Brian, it's probably their favorite couple activity

-Their favorite actual couple activity is going to the arcade; it's kinda cheesy, but Evan likes winning a lot of tickets and always buys Ohm something cute and cheesy

-They go way over the top for Valentine's day, every single year. Two hundred rose petals around the house? Check. An 8ft teddy bear? Check.

-They will leave each other love notes and draw the most atrocious things on them; the worse it looks, the better it is

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Tyvan? Tyvan

Tyvan

-Evan takes divine pleasure in annoying the absolute fuck out of his boyfriend; it is the highlight of his day, and he thinks Tyler is hot when he's angry

-On the other hand, Evan always has a way to make Tyler cheer up- whether that be cake, kisses, or a silly little stuffed animal to make his big softie melt

-Tyler can and will hoist Evan into a bridal carry and drop him on the bed if he's being annoying, but always kisses him before he leaves

-Tyler absolutely adores saying "Honey, I'm home!" when he gets back from the store or from a tournament, and Evan always comes running to greet him with a bone crushing hug

-Evan's avatar may be an owl, but that does not mean he is wise; he has set the kitchen on fire not once but three times trying to make Tyler something edible for dinner

-"I'll marry you if and only if you play gmod again."

"Evan, I will never fucking play gmod again. I'm rescheduling this proposal."

-Evan custom ordered several shirts with varying messages on them such as "If found return to the guy whose 6'9" or "Proud boyfriend of a Fortnite Gamer!!!".

Tyler hates and loves them.

-They are a dessert couple and always have cookies, candy, cake or pie in the house to snack on (Tyler's favorite is blueberry cobbler)

-Evan drew a Homer on their marriage certificate instead of a signature, and Tyler is still very mad about it

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What about Vanoo or Delimoo? (Your headcanons are gold, i love them so much)

Oli, back at it again with the banger ships

Vanoo

-Evan is a jealous motherfucker and will let anyone and everyone know it.

"Moo was my best friend first, you know."

-When Evan's feeling particularly sappy, he'll interrupt Brock in whatever he's doing to give him eskimo kisses

-Nogla's probably their biggest shipper and claimed to have gotten the two together, but Brian vehemently denies the fact and says that he got the two together- in reality, Brock just asked if Evan wanted to go on a coffee date and he said yes

-They definitely live somewhere cold and they 100% cuddle when it snows, and turn off all the lights and light candles around the house

-I like ace Evan, I just think he's neat- and so does Brock, who loves and supports his boyfriend in whatever sexuality he is

-Brock is the only reason Evan hasn't died of malnutrition, and he cooks Evan's favorite foods when he's feeling under the weather

-Brock buys his boyfriend cute hair accessories so he's not always wearing a baseball hat; Evan in a headband is absolutely adorable and Brock gushes over him about the same level as he does a minecraft cat

-They put their minecraft beds together and it shouldn't be as cute as it is but it is that cute

-Evan for sure calls Brock 'babe', and it still makes Moo's heart flutter when he hears it

Delimoo

-DELIRIOUS CALLS BROCK "MOOBEAR" AND THAT IS THAT

-They dress up as Early Bird and Nightowl one year for Halloween, and Delirious decided that they were a superhero duo and got way too excited about it (Brock once again thought it was adorable)

-They take in rescue dogs and pitbulls and love every single one of them

-Jon steals all of Brock's clothes and hoardes them in his office like a squirrel or a ferret.

"Delirious, you have your own clothes"

"But they don't smell like you, Moo"

-Brock tries to teach Jonathan how to ice skate. It's a disaster.

-Brock's the kinda boyfriend to be straight out of a Hallmark movie or a romance novel, and it leaves Jon stuttering and speechless at ever romantic gesture no matter how big or small

-Brock has been deemed general of the 'Delirious Army' and even has a badge (that Nogla of all people drew, poorly at that).

-Jon tells Brock how much he loves him every chance he gets, and texts "I miss you :(" whenever Brock has to go to the store

-They're a breakfast couple even if Delirious isn't awake during breakfast hours, Brock is happy to make him pancakes or waffles at 10pm

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Maybe Delitoonz? :O

Delitoonz

-They are punk boyfriends who went through an emo phase together and that makes them the strongest couple

-They buy each other statues and figures to add to their equally ridiculous collections- and usually Jon spends way too much money on them, but he likes making Cartoonz happy

-They probably know each other like the back of their hands, and can tell when the other is off or in a bad mood- and know exactly what to do to cheer them up (Luke always makes a fuss when Delirious gets down in the dumps)

-Jon likes to braid Luke's beard like he's a Lord of the Rings character, and does an awful gollum impression the whole time he's doing it

-They're snarky to each other in the morning- mostly because Jon's sleeping schedule is nonexistent, and Luke would like to wake up to his boyfriend in bed every once in a while

-"You're my teddy bear, Cartoonz"

"That is the gayest and sweetest thing your fine ass has ever said to me"

-They probably eloped years ago, and have just been married like it was no big deal- but Jon gets giddy everytime he gets a bill in the mail addressed to Mr. and Mr. Patterson

-I know for a fact these two used to play Yugioh and probably still do together, like a bunch of dorks, and probably end up kissing over the table and it's adorable and geeky all at once