Why give Gaara/Lee the ship name of Gaalees, when you could call them Glee?
Why call Kakashi/Iruka Irukashi or Kakairuk wehnyou can call it Kaka?
Why call Kakuzu/Hidan Kakahida, Kakahidan, or Hidakaka... When u can call the ship Hizu or Kazudan????
Instead of the ship name Sasusaku for Sakura/Sasuke, how about Sasukra or something really funky like Pinkeye?
Why go with the lame-ass ship name of Kakaobi or Obikashi for Kakashi/Obito when u can use the very creative ship name Kakato, or Spiky Haired Idiots (it can also be used for many other ships like Shikamaru/Temari or Madara/Tobimara and then you can confuse the fandom)
And of course you can't forget the boring ship name Sakuino, eww so lame. Sakura and Ino deserve a great ship name, like Ikura or Inora or Rivals To Lovers™️?? It can also be used for Kakashi/Gai if you want to














