#be your own daddy

[theratprince]

i make fun of my dad for having multiple facebooks but i have two so...

listen!!! i can’t have people at work knowing i’m a memetastic communist shitlord! i want to be able to share posts from Bottom Leftist Memes without worrying about my co-workers discovering that aspect of my personality!!

my dad has two accounts for no discernible reason and both do not use his real name, and one is a photo of him dressed up like a doctor and looking all professional but the other one is just the back of his head in a wig. wait yeah i’m my dad

[koalnut]

when u feel like shit so u order yourself something that you’ve been wanting for a long time and get it gift wrapped with a nice empowering message