#beansprout posting

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btw Bean and Sprout are both boys and are doing well :")

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This is fully on me for not realising that major abdominal surgery would be, yknow, painful, but I did not anticipate having more trouble getting around after pregnancy than during it

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yesterday, bean let out a massive fart

while we settled him down to change him, he managed to burp

as we were changing him, he got the hiccups

he finished off by sneezing

bro really decided to speed run the entire gamut of funny human sounds

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First tummy time for Sprout had to be delayed due to Smokey deciding the playmat was For Him Actually, but was ultimately successful

First tummy time for Bean had to be cancelled entirely due to Spontaneous Napping

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my son just gave me the vulcan salute, i knew i was raising him right. he's never even watched an episode. star trek is just that powerful

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Achievement unlocked: made it to day fourteen of parenthood before being pooped on 👍

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Note to self: Huggies newborn diapers leak like hell no matter what you do

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When it turns out the stroller you got doesn't fit in your trunk the day your kids have their first doctors appointment 🙃