#beatblock game

[melbug-ithink]

hands you a side note

waow! what am i meant to do with this

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

beating my blocks rn oughhhghgg

Niceee well done

[superdz555]

i haven't seen enough people talk about the beatblock ILOVEYOU.vbs easter egg where you can scan the qr code to get taken to a "free beatblock" download where the game jumpscares you and has this funny guy

there's no official name for it but i named it cranky_free and i already have some headcanons about it:

-named cranky_free

-it/its pronouns

-paddle cracked sometimes, unscathed other times. like sometimes you'll just blink and suddenly the crack appears or is gone

-the wide part of the paddle has things sort of like black vines. the black vines are indestructible and seem to be attracted to the paddle like a very strong magnet

-stutters and glitches out a lot when trying to speak

-crying is constant (almost, see bullet point right below) but any "tears" that leave contact from its body stop existing

-it can pause its crying but only to pull off a perfect >:3 exactly like that of the ILOVEYOU.vbs girl

-tears are NOT water that is like unidentifiable black sludge

-when it gets angry, the tears get spiky like ferrofluid and don't disappear from lack of contact. the tears do disappear again once cranky_free calms down

-the bullet point i just went over doesn't happen that much since cranky_free typically doesn't care that much about anything

-its right eye is slightly smaller than its left eye (altho im not sure how much that is a headcanon more than just thats how i see the very small sprite)

heres a shitty doodle of cranky_free

i think it needs more attention

[abyssalgalaxy]

I love weird rhythm games i can barely play them but i love them

[melbug-ithink]

petting the cranky .......

[melbug-ithink]

what if i set it up so i can play beatblock with the like volume knob thing on my sayodevice

[melbug-ithink]

losing my mind a little bit over the possibility of Cranky being a human

[melbug-ithink]

i love how you are one of 3 (not including us) people on tumblr who know about beatblock

i don't (/silly)

we need more Beatblock fans!!! it's such a banger game!!!