Okay so West Side Story is a modern musical adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. The movie is gorgeous, won 10 academy awards, beautiful voices.
But also dude you met this girl had a two second conversation about cold hands and then kissed her like what the heck
She doesn’t even know his name!!
Wait apparently she does
How did she learn it?!
I dint actually know how this ends? Do they die?
Did he just say I love you?
Yes... yes he did.
The American girls are jerks. The Latinos are so cool and pretty. They had beautiful skirts and voices. So much power.
Also the American boys are so childish. The Latinos are stuck up but at least they’re classier.
I love the owner of the candy store.
One of the boys looks like a really young Joey Tribiani.
“I have no mind. I’m the village idiot.” - doc aka candy store dude
Dude you awkward. Don’t try to speak Spanish please.
Stoping the rumble is not going to help it.
DUDE are you seriously going to ask her to marry her?
Bruh.
Dude you better hope death doesn’t take that death do us part thing as a challenge.
OOOO THIS RED LIGHTING
I like the song Tonight. It sounds so good. The voices mixed really well.
Maria’s singing voice is a little obnoxious though. It’s not terrible but not particularly pleasant either.
See this was a mistake.
Tony don’t do it. Please.
AH STUPID TESTOSTERONE
You escalated it.
And now a dude has been stabbed. TONY WHAT THE FLIP! YOU JUST STABBED HER BROTHER WHAT THE HELL!
They shouldn’t be dead.
It was just little stab. It didn’t look death giving.
Girl you about to be disappointed. Your bae killed your bro.
Dude your bro died and you’re asking about tony? Girl.
GIRL HE KILLED YOUR BROTHER
Lol I thought he was going I sing over the rainbow
IT KEEPS SOUNDING LIKE OVER THE RAINBOW
Bruh do they have sex? He just killed someone. Her brother.
What the heck. Idiots.
I like Baby John.
The ginger is so annoying.
Yeah blondie fight for baby John!
The play it cool song is so anxiety inducing.
Them all looking into the camera after play it cool felt violating.
OH MY GODS THEY DID HAVE SEX I WAS JOKING I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE SO CALLOUS
Oh my gods I hate them so much.
Lol Jose.
Oh my gods they are so mean to her!! She did absolutely nothing! No wonder Nardo didn’t want them to be left alone with the girls.
WHAT?!?
That what dude that wasn’t the message!
And now tony is gonna go commit suicide.
Idiot.
Tony is gonn die and Maria is gonna watch.
Yup.
Look at that.
Bruh Riff and Nardo got stabbed and died faster than Tony did.
You knew him for two days girl. Chill out.
Girl gonna shoot herself?!?!
One angry girl and everyone backs down.
Why do people think it’s okay to kiss dead people. That’s just weird.
Bruh why does this unite them? It makes no sense.
Oh okay that’s the end.
It was a beautiful movie but the story was messed up. Never liked Romeo and Juliet that much. Much more of a Julius Ceaser or Hamlet kinda gal.



















