Pros and Cons of various bed warming devices
Brick
It's a brick
Pros:
People have been doing this for thousands of years
Brick is always there for you
Cons:
Fire hazard
Might hurt your skin
Those rice things you put in the microwave
These things
Pros:
Highly mobile
Cons:
Highly mobile. Just looking at these and I've already lost them. They belong to the boogeyman dimension from that disney original movie now
Don't stay warm for very long
Cat
Y'know, like nyaa?
Pros:
Soft
Warm
Baby
Free massage setting sometimes
Cons:
You must stay perfectly still or else this bed warmer will leave
Heated blanket/pillow/etc
Yeah you could do this
Pros:
Automatic shutoff
Won't leave you when the food bowl gets refilled
Cons:
Uneven heating
Power cord to deal with
My mom uses one of these, what are you, my mom?
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