#bedtime-onceler

[little-ler]

If you're a headless horseman, then where's your mighty steed?

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[amatermatsu]

i think im gonna draw chat group Fart Tarts tomorrow heads up

[bedtime-onceler-blog]

Sorry I’ve been away, it’s just...

...It’s hard t’ type with these nubby paws...

[little-ler]

-hangs candy canes on your ears- Mmmmmmeeeerry Christmas! ' v ';

I'm going to make peppermint shanks.

[graverobbingonceler-blog]

; )

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[truffula-advocate]

'Ey, if your job is t' fix up the Once-ler, d'you think you could dress me t' the nines too?

Well.

What a strange resemblance.

When I say I'm here to make sure Mister Once-ler looks good, I mostly mean figuratively. I protect the company's image. Organise events, field calls from protesters, write speeches. I handle the press and photo shoots. Ensuring he looks his best in the public eye-- sometimes literally, yes.

I'm not his tailor. 

Perhaps you can make a start with this. 

[little-ler]

Alright, alright. I'm done pickin' on your stature. How 'bout a serious question. Have you attempted to climb one of those Truffula trees yet? I bet the view is spectacular.

Sure you are.

......Uhhhhhh.

Nnnnnnno. And not from a lack of trying.

The view from the ground is good enough for me.

[little-ler]

D'you like pancakes? I oughta call you Shortstack...

Y'know, if I had three ninety-eight for every time I've been called "shortstack", I wouldn't have to be slummin' out here in the woods.