Aug 4, 2019
Sir Arthur Hastings, Lord Chubblebum and Prince Consort of The Lane and Lemon Drop Lane passed in the early morning. We could never get him to tell us his age. "A pig must have had secrets," he said. We suspect, however, that he was in his twilight years. He was know for his impressions of a toupee, trying to reenact key scenes of "Prison Break" in the Dominic Purcell role, and for having the biggest balls the Lexington Humane Society had every seen. He is survived by Her Royal Highness Princess Anna Chubblebum. Rumblebuck on, sweet Hastings. #Hastings #guineapigs #beegpeeg #guineapigsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B0wKF4wj7-O/?igshid=ezwaa5kjaaff