A MOTHERFUCKIN BITCHIN POEM BY A STONED SINGLE INTROVERT
Fuck romance. sweats and spaghetti Fuck socializing. tumblr and tea Fuck friends. netflix and nachos. Fuck you most of all. weed and more weed i used to try but i just got more drama Fuck this shit i'm riding off into the sunset on my imaginary magical llama. we both getting lit. i'm buying an apartment by the beach for my llama & me. i'm marrying the sun, moon and the ocean. i'm moving where the weed rules the city. i'm in a relationship with that green organic certified clean. i'm going to love myself, because none of you deserve a goddess like me. BITCH. *flips hair & drops mic*














