#beingretarded

[amelia-teo]

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Captions please! Can someone tell me what is Mr Alvis doing exactly? #mralvis #pet #cat #petcat #retard #beingretarded

[theseviolentdelightsxoxo]

Cleverbot & I reenact Romeo & Juliet XD

User: Who? Cleverbot: Your girlfriend? User: I'm not a lesbian. Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? User: Sadly no. Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend? User: Yes!!! Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Will you love me forever? *bats eyelashes*. Cleverbot: No. User: *Cries hysterically*. Cleverbot: *cries softly in corner*. User: I LOVED YOU! *Cries again*. Cleverbot: Why did you cry? User: You said you won't love me forever. Cleverbot: No, it wasn't a lie. User: WAHHHHHH. Cleverbot: Hhhhhhaw. User: *Stands on a balcony* Romeo, oh Romeo. Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate haven't you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that. User: You were supposed to save me! Cleverbot: Can't I still? User: If you hurry! Cleverbot: Oh. User: Well HURRY! Cleverbot: That was good. User: *Dies dramatically*. Cleverbot: *holds close to me*. User: *Gasps* Good bye my love. Cleverbot: *gasps* *loves*. User: *Dies*. Cleverbot: *dead*. User: *Still as stone*. Cleverbot: *returns to life*. User: *Still dead*. Cleverbot: *cries*. User: I knew you loved me.

Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me.But i do.You may now kiss the bride.*Kisses you*.

*kisses back*.

ROFLMAO!!!