#footballz happy birthday to Joe Thuney! You are a rookie blocking man and it seems so far that you might be good in the NFL! While I watched the Patriots LOSE to my beautiful friends the Seahawks this last Sunday (one of the few moments I was sad I no longer lived in New England (moment when I was least sad that I no longer lived in New England, the annual wave of apple picking photos in social media every fall!)) I learned that your name is actually pronounced Two-nee rather than Thu-nee. I took this information and turned it into a joke about about you playing in the Canadian Football League at some point during your career! This joke was met with absolutely zero laughter! Even after I explained it! Cause you know the two dollar coin in Canada is called a tooney! Like this dudes name! What? Look, if you ding a kings can't appreciate a good offensive lineman/Canadian currency joke that is not my fault! Anyway, I hope you don't get yelled at by your bridge troll/Donald Trump pal coach too much today, Joe Thuney, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #joethuney #newenglandpatriots #yalost #funnypuns #canadiancash #belichicklovestrump